Monkeys Fist

A couple of years ago I pulled an 18 yr old lass. She said she'd heard older guys were like fine wine- got better with age. I told her with me it's because I spent a long time horizontal in the cellar, which she didn't understand. She fucking understands now.

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Aye. "21 year old has birthday drinks" doesn't sell papers though

It can be sweetie

See if you recognise this

And I was about to go to bed. Damn you!!

DRINK!

Started doing classic blues playlists recently. Lightnin Hopkins (Mojo Hand), John Lee Hooker (Boogie Chillin), Sonny Boy Williamson (Bring it on home) etc. Mainly off compilations. Live 69 is my favourite Albert King album but thats not really an album in the traditional sense either. Am a big fan of the trumpet ( ) Miles Davis is probably my favourite. I played my daughter Flamenco Sketches off Kind of Blue and it appeared to make her cry. Happened a further 2 times, have no idea if it was the trumpet or not. Weird scenes but a top album. I've been going back and listening to Son House recently on Spotify and The Mississippi Sheiks because I read they played in Muddy Water's town during his formative years and he was a big fan. Have you heard much of Freddie King? He has some great material, his version of 'Going Down' would be worthy of a place on your playlist easy. You chaps might like these Son House Buddy Guy

Are we just talking Dramas? If not Band of Brothers Attenborough's "Life on/of " series Sopranos

They soon forget about the degradation of a faceload after you've shit on them.

I love Kind of Blue, but In A Silent Way is a close second. His recording of Concerto di Aranjuez (sp) is amazing, but I have to be in the right fettle ( same for Bitches Brew for me).

Almost impossible to pick three, but Honourable mentions for

Exactly the same as normal pesto, just hoy in a shitload of spinach. (don't leave the basil out either)

Whatevers left , make spinach pesto.

Is/was that Red Snapper?

Soy? Sweet and Sour? Beer?

Fair dos when your out on the lash and just want some face fodder, but when I go to pick up a meal from my local Chinese, every time there's someone, sober as a judge, who gets a main , rice and curry sauce. Each to their own I suppose, but Chinese curry sauce is fucking rank- in every aspect it's like Indian Baby Shite.

Only the cool Neanderthals had these though

Insert some broken plates into your mouth, then use a thick scouse accent when reading it Fish. Hey Presto, you are John Bishop and it's all suddenly a hoot. (Don't forget to mention how your Dad wouldn't approve)

I've understood why people get Chinese food, then hoy curry sauce all over it? Just get an Indians

Keyboard gets awfully sticky, no?

It's mental. If they have a break in the league, are the players at the WC then expected to go straight back into playing? With a months break, the league will finish a month later than usual, do we then start the next season on time, or delay that to give time for transfers and pre-season? It's mental.

Its like having the World Mountaineering Championships in fucking Holland. Sepp Blatter , FUCK OFF!

Commemorate her 20 odd years after the event, tbf. Ey ey, I wuz dere man, I'll never forget de stinckkkkh of piss.