Monkeys Fist

I got in this taxi the other day coming back from a mates house in South Shields The driver started banging on about politics… …"Oh Fuck!"

There just isn't enough quality in the side to take advantage of periods of battering. In a nutshell , I fear though it won't be addressed in the upcoming window- if anything, the opposite will happen.

Cheers mate. All shite aside, I'm absolutely amazed I got even one vote. That isn't false modesty either, I only come on here for a giggle and the odd rant at CT. You , Gemmill, Alex, Holden, Parky, Fish, Wacky to name just a few crack me up on a regular basis. I know it's just a daft tinterweb poll, but I'm genuinely chuffed and humbled to have made folk chuckle. Pressure's on now like you twats! I'll have plagiarised Sickipedia even more than I already do Happy New Year , and thank you, it really has made me ridiculously proud

Mrs. Fist asked for, and got, season 1-3 of Mad Men. January's viewing sorted

Happy 40th mate. Rawk on!

Coyote shag. Mind, when I was in my early twenties, I loved a bit of Filthy Forties. Two baggers, but still

Thank you. Whenever I see Cliffhanger I think of you by the way. I can take compliments but feel embarrassed by them too especially as open a one as these, by posting here it's like I'm milking it but I don't deserve to win this imo Mancmag does this year, but I thought what Gejon said was antagonistic. Merry Christmas to you MF. See all that wine you've had, I've had about a bottle today but drinking really slowly and a few beers, but see wine it's the hardest thing to drink only thing that makes me black out. I went to a christmas do about 10-12 years ago, had three bottles there was at that hotel in the central station, my last memory was 11pm telling my boss I loved her, till 8am the next day and I woke up next to some total stinker who I'd never met before in my life. I restrict mesel to two bottles max these days. Cliffhanger man Was the stinker your boss, or a last minute lucky dip?

"Chocolates dipped in Jesus Piss"

Stevie man, your running away with this poll. Take the compliment, lots of people, me being one , think you know your stuff, and more importantly, it's so obvious that you care so much about it. ( your football,not how many folk rate you). For all your bluster , you're a top lad. Merry Christmas mate. I'm lashed, but don't let that detract from the sentiment of what I mean

I hope Tiote puts as "innocuous" a challenge on De Jong as his was on Ben Arfa. I say Tiote because he has a chance of getting away with it. What I really want is for Joey to snap the cunt in two in the first 20 seconds of the match. Other than that, I have a sneaky feeling we will whin this 3-2. I have had half a dozen bottles of wine, and am onto my second note of Port now, so tomorrow I may think differently. Doubt it though Hic

Gemmill is obviously in his cups, missing the chance to comment on Toonraider's necklace and Muff. Got some cracking pressies, but, cliché it may be, the best thing about today was watching the sheer joy on my wee one's faces this morning

My 3yr old also got a Hobby Horse, which she christened Melanie, has only been stabled now. In bed, with her.

You too matey Off ignore !

To each and everyone of you pack of twats, Have a very Merry Christmas. May 2011 bring you all happiness in your own way- relationships, work, study,sport , err, what else is there. And Mike and Dekka, do one!

Leeds wasn't it? Did he get a bad toe aswell? Leeds it was. Who did he sign for after Juve? And the toe wasn't what I was after Neither we booked in their careers. Correct

The looks you get when you go into a supermarket at half 2 in the morning and buy a microwave cottage pie, a Playstation Move and a bottle of Pepsi is something to be treasured. It's much worse if you're buying big bags of fertilizer and wearing a wig. A shovel, some rope and a pair of latex gloves always catches the eye. Cable ties, gaffer tape and a balaclava is another one. And stare, silenty and relentlessly , at the lone checkout girl.… Then give her a wink when you get your change from her trembling hand, Mwahahaha!

Unlike toughguymick's Mum.

All the best Kitman, Just putting the wee ones to bed now. Hyper doesnt even begin to describe my 3yr old. Love it

Move the boarder a bit down South. Make Newcastle Scotland. You twats produce footballers like Scotland anyway. The best players LFC has ever seen were Jocks and Geordies you fuck-knuckle. Dalglish, Souness, Kennedy, and remember that bloke Bob Paisley?

This is the only reason I'm not winning tttt. Old School Shall I change it Nicos? Don't worry about it, swings and roundabouts, it seems to have got me one of Stevie's votes at least Nothing against Monkeys fist....but he's the only one in the list I don't have a handle on. I don't really recognise a poster unless I've had an involved back and forth with them in a thread, which I don't think we have....so I'm glad this thread has brought his prominence to my attention. I'll have enjoyed his posts but never linked the consistency to one individual, more to the crowd that is still sizeable to me. I'll keep an eye out for him now. Spine chilling!

Leeds wasn't it? Did he get a bad toe aswell? Leeds it was. Who did he sign for after Juve? And the toe wasn't what I was after

They played there in the eighties as well when Jock Stien died of a heart attack he had in the dugout. Minutes silence ?

you're living proof that some students never grow up aye - but there is picture in wor attic that worries me................................ Alex in danger of pulling a muscle when he clocks this literary reference. Hope he's gone through his usual pre-keyboard warm up.

Which club did John Charles play for before Juventus? And what links him to Gary Lineker.