Monkeys Fist

Always suspected CT had a thing for young boys.

Never knew you were only 12

Ferguson coming on CT has just spooged his keks.

We want 10! Fucking hell!

Well i'll be fucked Took it well too

I'll fany six.

Wilson!

Game over. Gettin ya bastid!

Get in you fucker!

CT mate, you are as visionary as Doris Stokes. Have some Taboo, all will be well. There ,there… calm calm …and sleep

There's defo a fruit in the cab. Sorry, CT. You always apologise for abuse. Just to CT I do. I feel abit sorry for him 'cos he get's tortured on here, day in day out. Warranted, aye. But, still ... I feel sorry for anyone who this lot start on tbh Its not pleasant, I know cos a couple used to do it to me years ago Name and Shame , the bastids!!

Not sure Leon was in the Beatles like. Little known fact, used to comb their taches in their Sgt.Pepper days.Tiny hands, delicate touch.

From when Blondie fires the cannon to when Tuco is opening Arch Stanton's grave, is the best background music in any film ever in human history, has the potential to put hairs on the beck of your neck even after you've seen it 100 times. Wouldn't argue with a word of that. The bit where Tuco's getting weighed in by that big hairy gripper in the POW camp-genius counterpointing of violence and soft music. First time I'd seen that done though I'm sure someone better versed in cine history will tell me it wasn't a first. It wasn't a first

True apparently Was also a South African Jew, Solomon Joel Cohen Who Knew?

You need happy a medium though. I find skinny as fuck flat chested women as repulsive as morbidly obese. I don't mean stick thin. I'm more referring to your typical mackem lass 'Massive belly with tiny tits'. Looks awful, imo. I'm happy with a swimmers physique. Not skinny, not fat, just toned and healthy. That's a right con in my book. Vile, tbh. Anyway, what am I talking about. I've been with my lass for years. Had first bairn at 20 and havn't fired into anything for a long time. Still have a little peruse now and again though If you did I bet you'd have the jesters feet after about 5 seconds. Up and over like a pan of milk. No disrespect to your lass, obviously.

So many favourites in this thread, Withnail and I Naked The Outlaw Josey Wales Lord of the Rings Amelie to mention just a few I'll add ; Where Eagles Dare Mean Streets Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Bullitt The Great Escape Apocalypse Now Raging Bull Anvil - The story of Anvil Fight Club Impossible to pin it down to 3 mind

The reason you see little evidence of it CT is because the poor can't afford taxis. My mrs. works in the low income housing sector in your neck of the woods. The people she deals with are piss poor. This will hit them hard. Thanks to Dave, the social housing support departments , which are there to stop these people being tossed onto the street when they get behind in their bills etc, are being obliterated. If that's a bullet, consider yourself shot

Isn't that precisely what our stated "policy" is? Buying/developing young talent with a good resale value. If he does move on , I guarantee Llamearse will come out with it saying, " It's all part of our stated 5 year plan on the Arsenal/ Barca/ Blyth Spartans model"

I'm in the middle of renewing existing contracts and tendering for new work. All my clients are asking the same question- how much are you putting your prices up by because of the hike in VAT? I've explained to them all that the very slight raise in our price is in response to the sky high price of fuel and our suppliers taking the piss in their prices. Once our running costs are accounted for, our service cost is the same as it was , which has kept us all our existing work and (fingers crossed) seems to be winning us new work.

The Scent of Failure!

Bye Andy, it was nice while it lasted.

My dyslexic friend reckons Gillette is the best thing since sliced beard.