Monkeys Fist

Good article that seemed to be starting out in the traditionally wrong-eyed insulting fashion, but finished off being refreshingly complimentary Fantastic stuff The article actually reads like the game it describes. The first half is a battering for all things NUFC from some southern twats, then just when you least expect it, it turns on it's head and you end up with a daft grin on

Abv; No Mates Cunt.

Not sure what to make of this article. I'm sure there's a compliment in it somewhere… Grauniad

Mrs. Kuqi lots like Cheryl Cole with a bit lard on. Smasher!

Hits a shot In row Z Pardew's strapped to the bed Shefki Kuqi Loves his pies He's a blimp Pardew's dressed as The Gimp Shefki Kuqi

That Snickerty Frodo chap is quite handy with Photoshop, the rest (as Sima would put it) are turboshit mind. Six fingers per hand

On Talksport With Stevie Pardew's drinking her pee Shefki Kuqi Not so young Or so light Pardew's eating her shite Dirty Bastard!!!

At halftime ,has a pie Pardew cums in her eye Shefki Kuqi Takes a shot Falls down flat Pardew's raping her rat Shefki Kuqi Takes a pen From the spot Pardew's stretching her bot Shefki Kuqi In the ground With the Lads Pardew's draining his nads Shefki Kuqi

Someones been updating his wiki site ClickyWiki Apologies if it's already been posted

Sees a chance Takes a punt …… And his Mrs. is tucked up in bed with a Mills and Boon and cup of cocoa. Shefki Kuqi

When he's injuring Best, Pardew's on his wife's nest, Shefki Kuqi. Sees the ball, takes a lunge, Pardew's up his birds clunge Shefki Kuqi When his touch makes you weep Pardew's fucking nuts deep Shefki Kuqi Trips and falls In the clart Pardews banging her blart Shefki Kuqi.

Aye, don't be daft Hudson.

Excellent post Spongebob. The scary thing is that it isn't over yet. And Danny, Tom nailed it tbh.

This. Like you say though, won't happen. I doubt they even know who he is.

Clearly not you. Bit of an obsession with you now, Jonas. Is the anger slowly building? Does just the mention of his name… Jonas Guittierez… wind you up. Quiet day on the rank? Jonas

I also think Liverpool will be lurking, not only for Tiote but Enrique too. Their left backs are shite. Atleast we can expect Mike to hike the price up so he can use the moneys earned on whatever he uses money on. Aye, Aspers must be rubbing their hands

I'd tell you how I voted but I refuse. D'you see what I did there? Bit rubbish really. Zaza!

Three suggestions and you've knocked em all back! I give up!

Romanys, lost tribe of Israel , innit Daniel.

hard not to win a tackle when the opposing player is on his arse nursing a broken leg. Whos leg did he break then clever shite? God youre boring Craig. No answer then? And there's no requisite to entertain you. GloryGlory is your forum, not this one. You can tell you work in computers. Everythings a 1 or a 0 isnt it? Hold on Danny, please and be fucking honest here tell this forum what your job title is and what it entails. Considering i have already had a few threaten to grass me on here i think it unwise to give you my job title. I work in finance, lets just put it that way.....but in the cool part of finance where fun things happen

1111-1111 come here mate, do you need a cyber hug? You seem joyless. 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 01011001 01001111 01010101

I was suggesting he doesn't score too often.

Hell of a goal celebration Clicky

Never seen it