Monkeys Fist

Best band in the world. Noel said so. Oh aye, forgot about that. In that case … Oasis, Yay!

Has to be said mind, Oasis are utter chinsplash.

Good spot

Are chavs and charvers really the same thing? They have different connotations to me. I was just under the impression chavs were from down south and charvers were from Newcastle. Whats your definition? I don't really have one, but the southern chavs you see on the likes of that documentary don't really seem like Newcastle charvers, Liverpool scallies, or Glasgow neds. I get the impression chavs can be quite wealthy, for instance buying designer clothes, but have no class. Isn't Julie Burchill a self-confessed chav? Whereas here, being a charver is more than just having a bad fashion sense and mindset, its about being part of an underclass. Could be wrong like. My impression of a Charver is the stereotypical Elswick mob hanging around talking out of their nose, listening to happy house & calling each other a radgie. They'll drink WKD or cans of lager on street corners and get fog on from their mates 20 a day habit of Regal. They'll hate the police though won't really know why and have fun throwing their empty bottles at passing fire vehicles. Their mastiff dog will be called Cowie and their Mothers will be about 13-15 years older than them. They will have gold hanging from every limb having not realised how much they could make weighing it in, they will walk like they have displaced hips and their nasal tone will want to make you put your foot through their face. They have the inability to be alone, much like a pack of dogs. Also like a pack of dogs they will have no issue in shitting on their own doorstep, whatever form that takes. They all sign on but think its shocking that they only get however much they do as it barely covers the cost of their regular "ounce". That's the badger. Should send that to the O.E.D. for inclusion next year

Xisco, in the dressing room, with the 14 inch strap on.

especially if we're sat at a work computer getting paid to do it

Definition of Middle Class = the last two pages of this thread

Woy Hodgson?

To this Momma's voice

Mary Gregson, dead? Oh noes! Deed

This may be the cause of any confusion Gary Megson,Actor Dies

Think it's the boxer -Gary Mason. See general chat yes gemmill thread

Hope they have regular tea breaks can't imagine them watching that closely anyway Need strengthened mirrors.

Dead, Inuit?

Hope they have regular tea breaks

True, but I wouldn't say he was one to get depressed about either ( not implying you are there btw) He's decent at free kicks, would allow Barton to move inside. And is a replacement for spuds-bound Routledge.

Could do a lot worse. Is this a signing or loan?

Hughton for Ipswich?

I'd say you're a cunt looking to brag about your business. Kevin'd Plus 1 Except you didn't have the wit. Working class pleb tbh

The shame! Posted from his Blackberry

Not sure the scene you mean, but I do now picture you as a disembodied head, like Holly.

I was raised in a council house, parents were manual workers, went to state school. Worked in various environs, now run my own business. Everything I have I've worked for. I speak with a strong Geordie accent, but I don't use slang. Drink beer in pubs, mainly wine at home. What am I? I'd say I'm still working class, but moving inexorably towards the middle.

I've seen that bonce. Enough to make your poop hit reverse gear.

I'm quite liking Cee Lo Greens efforts atm.