Monkeys Fist

Get fucked Tory Tit. It's because of you people lost their jobs. Merry Christmas.

To the nearest decade?

Can you remember in the late '80s-early '90s when a Look North reporter went somewhere to do a piece about a planning row and the bloke shot him? Wasn't you was it Leazes? Aye, bloke from the council was killed and the reporter (who ended up presenting the news) got shot in the arse. It was ridiculous as the bloke with the gun had it out and was pointing it at people and there were police there and everything but they thought he was a harmless crank and that the gun wasn't loaded / didn't work as it looked like a museum piece. "Tell me your name!"

Blood runs cold!! Welcome to the board btw

While being willing to sell him is not a shock,(what the fuck is with Laurel & Hardy?), the price is just mental! £1.5 million?? Danny Guthrie- we paid £2.5 million Xisco -we paid £5.7million,rising to £7 If they want rid, which is mental, at least get a good price

* Scotchland accent* "Is it a Yorkshire Pudding or a meringue?" " No, you're right, its a yorkshire pud"

The Anorexia Ward is the easiest place in Town to pick up girls.

It's like finding out your Granny sold blowjobs to Nazis. Stokoe's statue doesn't even come close

Curdled? It's turned to piss mate. Rancid piss too.

Can we delete this thread now, and never speak of it again.

Well I'll be buggered. Knew he'd played fir them in wartime, never knew he was one of the Ashington mackem crew

Does this involve wartime appearances? At risk of blasphemy, was it the Unwashed?

Very surprising that. They always seemed to have a decent season followed by a terrible one. Who's scored in a merseyside, a Manchester and an Old Firm Derby? Bellamy?

Is Fop so easily forgotten Parky? For shame

No. When I tell you, you will go "fuck me". A blue dipper told me this a few years ago. I didn't believe him but it's true. Didn't win a game?

I know this. Came up in a quiz a while ago Coventry?

I'd say that goes to Fish. Papa Laz had Papa Laz as his Ava when I signed up. Nopey, fish's current avatar is only several months old. I wasn't counting Christmas Ava's.

Highest football ground is Tow Law but highest football stadium is the Hawthorns I think. Court of King Correcticus

FYP

Highest (altitude above sea level) in England? Edit; Stadium. Oops

I'd say that goes to Fish. Papa Laz had Papa Laz as his Ava when I signed up.

Please Mods. Move this to General chat to avoid the oncoming storm of hissy fits.