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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Shouldn't there be a full stop between dick head and full stop?
  2. I thought exactly the same while I was at that match. My mate was banging the roof for a corner and rather than booming around the stand as it normally does, it was like hitting brick. I marvelled at modern engineering that the roof can hold that weight without any pillars....then I started to get paranoid about exactly what weight it can hold and started chewing my elbow. That is a feat more incredible than any engineered roof
  3. Metrodome stadium in Minnesota has had it's roof collapse due the weight of a foot and a half of snow Linky
  4. We were in Div 2. Mckeag was chairman, fairly certain there was a 'stay away' protest going on. I was living abroad then, sure others on here can give a better history- Leazes is your man.
  5. Can I just say. I am absolutely mullahed. Thank you.
  6. So, having swore blind Fat Cunt was getting nee more cash, my mate turned up from Lahndan with a pair of tickets. Dilemma He's a Dipoers suopoter btw, so I was in a quandary. Anyway, I went to the game. We were fucking awesome. Stevie, were you in the Percy just before kick off? If not, some poor fucker is your doppelgänger. Oops , pissed as a rat
  7. Dear Toughguy Go and get bumfucked Best Wishes The Black bloke from Black Eyed Peas.
  8. Looks like a magical pig, with marital aids stuck all over it!
  9. Carrie & David's Pop shot! Would. Oh yes.
  10. Went for Kevins boss. Won't be the first clown we've had.
  11. I can see this being one of two things- either they destroy us, or we pull off another 4 or 5 classic. Can't see a low scoring game either way. * obviously hoping for the second outcome. Fear it will be the first *
  12. Manford definitely. I enjoyed his stand-up. Dr I rekon you're right. I will walk down to the seafront tomorrow and get the tickets. £21 each Agree with the Doc - definitely Manford. Saw Peter Kay a couple of weeks ago and was a bit worried that it was going to be a bit shit after seeing him a few years ago but had a class night The only downside was that I didn't get to go to Nando's with manc-mag like I did on a previous Peter Kay evening When you go on a date with manc-mag, you go on a date with manc-mag. You charmer-No expense spent for the Laydeez!
  13. Just watching Dylan Moran now. Forgot how good he is.
  14. Out of interest, was there any trouble at the numerous other student protests going on around the country?
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