Monkeys Fist

I used to have youthful trouser rumblings over the blonde Abba bird. Crazy bint married her stalker didn't she?

Budget Frosties straight out the box for munchies- classy

Shouldn't there be a full stop between dick head and full stop?

I thought exactly the same while I was at that match. My mate was banging the roof for a corner and rather than booming around the stand as it normally does, it was like hitting brick. I marvelled at modern engineering that the roof can hold that weight without any pillars....then I started to get paranoid about exactly what weight it can hold and started chewing my elbow. That is a feat more incredible than any engineered roof

Metrodome stadium in Minnesota has had it's roof collapse due the weight of a foot and a half of snow Linky

We were in Div 2. Mckeag was chairman, fairly certain there was a 'stay away' protest going on. I was living abroad then, sure others on here can give a better history- Leazes is your man.

McKeag

All the best Noelie.

Fart. Now.

Top notch

Can I just say. I am absolutely mullahed. Thank you.

So, having swore blind Fat Cunt was getting nee more cash, my mate turned up from Lahndan with a pair of tickets. Dilemma He's a Dipoers suopoter btw, so I was in a quandary. Anyway, I went to the game. We were fucking awesome. Stevie, were you in the Percy just before kick off? If not, some poor fucker is your doppelgänger. Oops , pissed as a rat

Dear Toughguy Go and get bumfucked Best Wishes The Black bloke from Black Eyed Peas.

Looks like a magical pig, with marital aids stuck all over it!

Carrie & David's Pop shot! Would. Oh yes.

Went for Kevins boss. Won't be the first clown we've had.

Wrong thread - Belta Minge!

I can see this being one of two things- either they destroy us, or we pull off another 4 or 5 classic. Can't see a low scoring game either way. * obviously hoping for the second outcome. Fear it will be the first *

Amen. And I say that with the heaviest of hearts.

Manford definitely. I enjoyed his stand-up. Dr I rekon you're right. I will walk down to the seafront tomorrow and get the tickets. £21 each Agree with the Doc - definitely Manford. Saw Peter Kay a couple of weeks ago and was a bit worried that it was going to be a bit shit after seeing him a few years ago but had a class night The only downside was that I didn't get to go to Nando's with manc-mag like I did on a previous Peter Kay evening When you go on a date with manc-mag, you go on a date with manc-mag. You charmer-No expense spent for the Laydeez!

Just watching Dylan Moran now. Forgot how good he is.

Whatever floats your boat Sweetcheeks