Monkeys Fist

I eat a load of greens- French beans, spinach, spring cabbage, broccoli. Love em Sprouts are natures little parcels of pumpy goodness. Along with roast potatoes and pigs-in-blankets they're an ever present for Christmas dinner, steamed then finished in butter. Carrots and parsnips , mashed swede,mmmm. Can't wait.

Now there's a thing. This board is already divided over the Standing/Sitting arse wiper debate - can we have a show of hands for the pro-sprout crew please? Buttered with bacon… mmmmmm

Agree with this. Think apart from a few old radicals on either side, most have moved on from this argument. Water under the bridge. Wrong again. I'm neither old nor radical. I agree with Ewerk that the blame lies " somewhere in the middle". I still despise Ashley and what he's doing to our club.

I know you're bottom half of the table, but chin up. Could be worse, you could be a macke……

You getting married like KD?

H.B.P/S.

so..... David Cameron or what?

this

"lean on me when you're not strong"

Remind me what eggs have to do with nailing a Jew to a stick…

Bumpy jumpers

Nicked by the Christians from earlier pagan mid winter festivals.

Then why don't you? Remind me what the fuck do we have a Christmas thread at this time of year for again anyway? We just got the works christmas party invite around. FFS. haha...same here, the office manager is a bit of a christmas fanatic. usually travel home (kootenays to toronto) and visit with the fam, not this year though I'm staying @ home and I'm gonna rip up Red Mtn for the week that the office closes over xmas, then for NYE I'm having my surrogate family come to Red for a shaker of a house party and a couple more days of powder shredding.....all in all a much better (if a little selfish) plan in my view. You Jammy Git.

"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife." "Yonda lies da cas'l of my fadda da caliph" Legend. R.I.P.

Darwinism in action.

Then why don't you? Remind me what the fuck do we have a Christmas thread at this time of year for again anyway? I suppose you'll be knocking out another stained glass creation. Still need a pic don't we?

Aye, footballers need to go forward and backwards* *©The Book of Wisdom by Kevin Gallagher

A swift visit to mother in laws after a late breakfast. Then Ma Fist is coming for lunch- I usually stick with turkey and trimmings, but I'm considering Beef Wellington as there's only 3 adults and 1 chimplet. Any suggestions dinner-wise are welcome.

Aww shucks! My mates on the Register will be so proud.

Elmo Enema… …Banzaiiiiii

and yet strangely alluring Horror porn. Horror porn come seseme st porn If I was Japanese I'd be wiping up right about now.

and yet strangely alluring Horror porn.

I'm so glad the pope is finally gone- he was scaring all the sexiest kids away!