Monkeys Fist

nolan went down in super slo mo there........ not just his running then

Solid aint he. Nowt fancy but no messing. Cracking purchase. Aye. Thought he had a decent 1st half in particular.

Bel-fucking-ta!

And that is why donkey will never play for Nigeria. The work Tiote gets through is amazing. And the fact that he's a scouser donkey, not the ass! I know....i was thinkin there......you ment Ameobi right? Who did monkey mean? Thought you meant nolan fuck knows why I am the donkeys ass;

Aye, we've had far more attacking play and better chances. 2 more goals should do it.

And that is why donkey will never play for Nigeria. The work Tiote gets through is amazing. And the fact that he's a scouser

a Housemate special!! getinnnnnnn

Cheers for the rivers lads, just in time to see them score- bah!

aye, any rivers going would be nice. cheers

Carpet clashes badly with the wallpaper tbh

Look at the lumps on her ears. Freaky

This was all fields when I was a lad.

Which says more about than anything else you've posted.

Saw a report about this on Look North. Said he was lifted from a holiday cottage in Burradon. That's the most shocking aspect of this- a Holiday cottage in Burradon ? FFS

Bore draw. 0-0.

You first. Basically means the price of eggs is set to double. Next.

Sorry to hear that and hope you avoid it. What does your place do? Sack people, mostly. In a nutshell, we are public sector advisors. So it's hardly surprising. Fingers crossed your in the lucky 50%

I'm reading Stephen Hawkings' latest paper about anti-gravity. Can't put it down.

Going after young, hotter males. Kevin, the quality of tache out tonight is woeful. Even you would think twice. And you've never seen a real snapper.

Well, so far it's been a trip back to the early 80s. Stinky old rockers everywhere. Not the best night out I've had. "Where all the poontang?"

And another.

I'd heard you struggle with the instructions for you diddlydo. na i bought t simpler model from asda. see you were the weirdo following me along the beach with t camcorder I was filming the pretty seagulls, You may have drifted into frame every other second purely by chance. M'Lud

They'd never go for it mate. Italian ice cream is way better.

regrettably already has a pearl necklace. Not the only pair of tits from Ponteland mentioned on here today.