Monkeys Fist

Pimp Daddy Hughton- he isn't perfect, but he's ours edit; This thread needs this-

That thirty yard sprint and being tripped as he approached the box. Keeping up with the rest of the team on last seasons lap of honour.

Careful, Fish will be asking to be a Mod again

I watched intently as the 'other' woman slowly peeled off my girlfriend's panties, and stared closely as she delicately inserted her fingers into my girlfriends pussy. Naturally, I undid my trousers and started wanking. Midwives eh!.. Got no fucking sense of humour at all!.

BREAKING NEWS: Sir. Bob Geldof has just confirmed that a fundraising concert for Ireland will be held in Ethiopia at Christmas!

That's him gone in January then

Time to resurrect your old avatar?

Just had great bath myself mate

Get in England's no. 1 Top scorer in the league

Boredom + Disliking fat, deluded, moronic football supporters = Trolling toontastic for a giggle. Always get the bites too, you can't help yourselves. Terrible thing,self loathing Btw. Fuck

QFT

101 lurkers. Obsessed?

Fuck off , do. RIP.

Fuck off , do.

Meh!

Fuck.

Its lovely when you have a player in the team that creates that. We got a glimpse of it with Ben Arfa but prior to him I can think who was the last player who had that sort of effect. I'll have to give it some though. Pedro

Jimbo, That's an order!

£20 says he has one off the wrist at some point today

Wahey! Multiculturism at it's best

Sounds like the Labour Party is about to implode into civil war... http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/the-stag...hodges-miliband And all the while the multi millionaire PM continues sticking it to the masses. God/Allah/Buddha/Richard Dawkins help us.

"That bloody antipasto,coming over here and taking our scientists, you can't see it mind, it's too cowardly to show it's face, not like our Brave British Matter. I used to vacuum the breadcrumbs out of Freddie's cock crease you know, now that's life experience!"