Monkeys Fist

Best English player in the 1st half, with what scraps he was given

Ah, sorry. Brain freeze. Er, right ,fuck off!

That's Soccermom devastated.

Aaaand breathe. Owt on BBC?

Boo!

Eh?

Very sporting of Soccermom to pose for that. Have a good one Meenz. She was actually bending backwards.

Nein! Nom nom nom.

Aye, I used to fo a bit of fishing as well. My tea had legs though

He'll pretend he's at the pub now and when he returns pretend this post and thread doesn't exist. Like the Blackburn match thread

They have to, so they can knock him down again later.

Glaicks on a Train.

This attempt by leazes to attach an air of mystery to his past is risible. You can easily relay your past experience without breaking the official secrets act, or the brickies code , whichever applies. Here's my experience,briefly; I have lived and worked all over the Uk , and in 3 European countries. I have been self-employed, a worker, managed over 40 staff, and worked freelance. I have been piss poor and well off financially. I have worked with ex-offenders, squaddies, hippies,Old Etonians and even some of those coloured types. I can speak another language and get by in 2 others. I have lived and worked on Urban and rural environments. I have killed cooked and eaten my own food. Not difficult is it, and no clues to my special forces past..... ....oops. Let's have it then Leazes, man or mouse time.

You could see that coming like.

What experience is that then Leazes? For someone who bangs on about so much, there's not much of it in evidence.

Summed up by our national anthem.

I'll get it out the way now. Andy Townsend = Grade A Dickhead.

Carroll didn't sing Geordie 1st, English 2nd. Good lad.

Fucking Hell The sexpot would use the poopsniffer as a toothpick. An awful advert for the diet Mckeith follows, whereas the butter,sugar,cream,booze, meat etc that Nigella ears produces some of the finest tittage on the planet.

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We lived in Arizona.

trouble is it was only guaranteed to go 30 miles before breaking down The Airbus A380 of the bike world then?