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how do I delete topics? Eating them is the usual method of disposal.

Sign John, he's a good friend of ours.

Since it's at Old Trafford, that'll be the 110th minute.

Emergency Glaziers number on speed dial? I'll be in Dippersville for this Haha! Took me a couple of seconds to work out what you meant there, good memory Got convicted for that by the way, can you believe it! Gangsta!!

Yep, I agree. Presumably we've got some sort of first refusal written into the deal? Otherwise why put in the £5m figure? So that Del Boy can point at it next season when he fucks off for £6.5 million and say, "we tried". Glad we seem to have him. Looking forward to seeing him against Team America.

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Great minds think alike…..… ……wait

Emergency Glaziers number on speed dial? I'll be in Dippersville for this

You've got the Aids!!

Shit in a Tupperware box, left in the staff fridge, labelled "Beef Chilli" or "Tikka Chicken" according to colour.

My thoughts exactly. End of any loan deal, he'll be touting himself around.

I set fire to my agoraphobic girlfriend..................She wouldn't go out!

Fuck me, the Paddy is saved by the Dwarf Report me.

Answer the question Kevin. Show some maturity. And btw, that was not an empty threat about reporting the post. As easy going as this place is, that was bang out of order.

Aww man fuck off No Kevin Be a man, be honest and answer the question. Of you explain yourself I might understand your confusion. As it is you just sound racist, and I feel like I should report your post to the Admin team. ( Although Pud is reading this, you can give him a call if you like. ) So…?

Ofttt you brought black people into this, you're a racist Fuck off you ignorant prick. Why did you think he was Pakistani? His name? NO BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE HES FROM PAKISTAN!!! LOOK FOR FUCK SAKE. I know hes a frenchman. How's that then? His haircut? Clothes? His toe. I'll make it easy for Kevin Tell me what it was about his appearance that made you think he was from Pakistan.

That's Pakistan, the Muslim country. Cheers Jesus.

Ofttt you brought black people into this, you're a racist Fuck off you ignorant prick. Why did you think he was Pakistani? His name? NO BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE HES FROM PAKISTAN!!! LOOK FOR FUCK SAKE. I know hes a frenchman. How's that then? His haircut? Clothes?

Ofttt you brought black people into this, you're a racist Fuck off you ignorant prick. Why did you think he was Pakistani? His name?

Yes you were

His isn't from Pakistan though Kevin. He's French, of Tunisian descent. He does have brown skin though, and they all look the same don't they? You racist prick.

Well Googled son.

What does "torpor" mean Kev?

If this thread was Dave Watson (Derry Dragon) it would be laughing all the way to the bank.