Monkeys Fist

Black Bull? Isn't John Anderson that gadgie wot does the commentary on Metro Newcastle Radio FM? ( alongside Mick Lowes, former captain).

Back of the Ouseburn school theres a path made of headstones That'll be the one. Is it beside the green? I'd call it a field but you can call it a green if you want. Tomayto tomato. The grassy bit.

Anyone? Please? Done

Kevin sent me a sly little mocking PM with a picture of Vivid taken from his Facebook page. Fucking bad crack that like Kevin.

was working yesterday and friday m'old charlie. Man, how do you do it? Waterloo Road, Maccy D's...… your life is just one long whirlwind of fun.

This can only end one way; behind the counter at McDonalds

Isn't it Jess gets pregnant next week OMG!! Does she know?

Dippy eggs and soldiers. Mmmmmm

They're knockout.

Good effort Ant. Is it pretty easy to do? You'll never buy a shop pizza again Good on you. And yes, it's far less hassle than you think.

dont worry yourself dan, i wasnt talking on behalf of you. in fact i dont even know who you are. but yeah shows you how much i care about ye, doesnt it?

Oh Kevin My heart weeps for your fragile soul. Nah, not really. Pipe down, crack one off, avoid Daddy. There's still feint hope , but tis fading

Just had an evening of Black Diamond Heavies, Black Keys, Billy Gibbons. Plus wine & smoke makes for a good night in the Fist Book of Fun.

Should find out next week. Fuck me I sound like Llamearse there

Bejabbers, Oi've bin Hoijacked. Shoite.

Back of the Ouseburn school theres a path made of headstones That'll be the one. Is it beside the green?

Aye, didn't think it was a scoop like. Just hadn't heard owt about it.

Houllier is going to Turdsville as Director of football , McDonald to remain as manager with Steve Staunton as assistant is what I've heard. Am I miles behind with this?

I've been told Dog Leap Stairs are so called because they led to the old butchers area of the Town, and all the mutts would congregate there for any scraps. Silver Street, the remains of which run between the Tax Offices and the circular church at our end of the Tyne Bridge( St. Marys? Anyone), was unsurprisingly the street where the silversmiths plyed there trade. The vast majority of these silversmiths were Jewish. I'd be interested to see if the current Hacidic community in Gateshead are the descendants of what was once a sizeable Jewish community in Old Newcastle?

One of the first examples of prisoners being used as human shields occurred in our fair city. I forget the exact details, but the Jocks had us under siege and began firing canon at the Keep. We had several of their top boys as prisoners, and they were tied to the West Wall of the keep , in view of the attacking jocks. No more canon, the keep survived, the siege was broken. Don't fuck with the Geordies

That's what Mrs. Fist said last night. I Thangew

The quayside 'Chares', Broad Chare, Peppercorn Chare etc. are what remains of old docks along the river dating back to Roman times. When the Law Courts were being built, the car park at the back was excavated and the old Medieval and Roman quays were uncovered. The 'chares' are the bits the ships would pull in to. If they came in empty, they'd tip their ballast over the side, and gradually the docks filled up and became unusable. Some of the older buildings down there are the long narrow warehouses which were built on the jettys coming out into the river e.g. The Wetherspoons next to the BT centre.