Monkeys Fist

Missed that. I was just about to say... Renton - in love with Chez. Jealous tbh and who wouldn't be. Fwiw HF you're probably my favourite poster on here at the moment. Daisy Chain on the way

I think his best work was "North Country Boy"

Posters who's humour I click with are Manc-Mag, Kitman,Fish, Alex,Happy Face,Gemmill,Meenzer,Trophyshy, Jimbo. Pud can be dry as a desert. Wacky comes out with some belters, although i think he misses Soccermom since she went to Poland for her final surgery,and Laz deserves to be sponsored by Ralgex for his devotion to all things Flap related. Stevie's knowledge of NUFC is laudable, matched only by his xenophobia. The vast majority of posters on here are canny, Acid is a good lad. Parky's knowledge of all thing esoteric is encyclopaedic. Of those who've gone, Fop is the mystery wrapped in an enigma. (was he really Raoul Moat???) Christmas Tree has gone very quiet since Cleggeron squirmed into power, and I cannot for the life of me understand why Sima bothers with this place. .…then there's Burger Bhoy.

He's not allowed sharp objects.

Nah I'll think of an answer before hand. Like when mcdonalds asked me why i wanted to work there: So hang on, you value experience but when everyone in this thread has tried to impart some of their experience on you, you claim that "they don't know shit!" Digest this, and it isn't up for debate. You never, ever stop learning all the way through life. The moment someone thinks they know everything is the moment they start to go into freefall. No industry is that more applicable than IT. You're ambition is admirable - there isn't a great deal at your age who know what they want to do - I certainly didn't. But your attitude stinks to high heaven and needs working on if you have any desire to realise those ambitions. Bump

Nah I'll think of an answer before hand. Like when mcdonalds asked me why i wanted to work there: Ok, *puts on academic voice* "So Mr. Gallagher, why do you want to study at Jordanstown? I must warn you we don't use tills in lectures"

I thought Kevin's surname was Gallagher, not Assilleekunt?

I'm 25 and I have no idea what I want to do. I'm Spartacu..... Wait, wrong thread. I'm 42, and into my 2nd "career". Not one of the subjects I did at school, or studied at Uni has any application in either of these ( barring the Three Rs).

you have a year until uni, yes? get busy Kevin

Up in where? That's the best thing you can do at this point...think. Don't rush into anything. You work at maccies so you won't end up on the dole. You can afford to take your time, even if it means missing out on college/uni this year. And if you want any advice on computer programming type career stuff, I'll advise you from my own experience. I have another year of upper 6th. I apply for uni in january. we'll see how things turn out in the next few weeks. It's probably been suggested already, but have you tried asking for a voluntary placement with an IT company? At least then you can see if you like the work, gain some valuable experience, and get some valuable contacts and references. You have said elsewhere you want more shifts at Maccy D's, so you clearly have plenty of spare time- put it to good use. You can do that ? I doubt someone would just let me in but. So you haven't tried.... My first year of work, from age 16, was voluntary. Any decent company will take it as a sign that you are keen- what's the worst that can happen-You decide I.T. isn't for you. Nothing to lose and everything to gain by trying

It's probably been suggested already, but have you tried asking for a voluntary placement with an IT company? At least then you can see if you like the work, gain some valuable experience, and get some valuable contacts and references. You have said elsewhere you want more shifts at Maccy D's, so you clearly have plenty of spare time- put it to good use.

I shrink in the shadow of giants Flattery will get you everywhere Holden- I always have a chuckle at your username, reminds me of childhood comedy jocks; Hugh Jass Ben Doon Phil McCavity You forgot Robert Fitzpatrick Damned dementia! Gets me every ..... erm.... every..... ..... I like chocolate urinal cakes FYP

I went as a mature student and was staggered at how many of the nippers were utterly clueless, didn't want to be there, and had no idea what to do next.

I shrink in the shadow of giants Flattery will get you everywhere Holden- I always have a chuckle at your username, reminds me of childhood comedy jocks; Hugh Jass Ben Doon Phil McCavity You forgot Robert Fitzpatrick Damned dementia! Gets me every ..... erm.... every..... ..... I like chocolate

I shrink in the shadow of giants Flattery will get you everywhere Holden- I always have a chuckle at your username, reminds me of childhood comedy jocks; Hugh Jass Ben Doon Phil McCavity

Easton Ellis? Any more of that nonsense and I'll shove a live rat up your pipes. ( Whilst immaculately dressed in Paul Smith , naturally) I can see Fist posting a recipe for chocolate urinal cakes in the near future. Its a piece of piss to make

Easton Ellis? Any more of that nonsense and I'll shove a live rat up your pipes. ( Whilst immaculately dressed in Paul Smith , naturally)

I think he should put on a high Viz bib and go round knocking on peoples doors asking them how there day is going and do they think it's a good thing that cats and dogs who are hurt get treatment to make them better? He could then ask if they'd like to set up a small standing order of say, £2.50 a month to help the RSPCA give these poor hurt animals some medical treatment. I know after a twelve hour shift when I'm sitting down to my tea that I love nothing better than to answer my door to these 'guys'. Kevin's missing a trick working in Mcdonalds if you ask me. Mrs. Fist has banned me from answering the door since I told the last Charity crew to "Foxtrot Oscar".

If you're going to the Free Trade, take in the Tyne as mentioned, then go up the Ouseburn to The Cluny, The Ship, then up the bank to the Tanners.

Absolute bollocks, when she looks good, she fuckin has it. You just need to get it out your mind she's a bamp from Warrington then you'll look at her differently. Minge like a salted slug , I reckon. Still would like

He's moonlighting as a metro inspector. Surely it's part of this facial hair bet thing they've got going on isn't it? Craaaazeeee If that's what it takes to keep team spirits up we're fucked.

Not sure if it's been mentioned, Barton should've had a yellow for his tache. WTF? We look better than I expected , but still woefully outclassed.

I know, sorry Bad form comparing anyone to Macca.

If Myra Hyndley shagged Paul McCartney……