Monkeys Fist

dont worry yourself dan, i wasnt talking on behalf of you. in fact i dont even know who you are. but yeah shows you how much i care about ye, doesnt it?

Oh Kevin My heart weeps for your fragile soul. Nah, not really. Pipe down, crack one off, avoid Daddy. There's still feint hope , but tis fading

Just had an evening of Black Diamond Heavies, Black Keys, Billy Gibbons. Plus wine & smoke makes for a good night in the Fist Book of Fun.

Should find out next week. Fuck me I sound like Llamearse there

Bejabbers, Oi've bin Hoijacked. Shoite.

Back of the Ouseburn school theres a path made of headstones That'll be the one. Is it beside the green?

Aye, didn't think it was a scoop like. Just hadn't heard owt about it.

Houllier is going to Turdsville as Director of football , McDonald to remain as manager with Steve Staunton as assistant is what I've heard. Am I miles behind with this?

I've been told Dog Leap Stairs are so called because they led to the old butchers area of the Town, and all the mutts would congregate there for any scraps. Silver Street, the remains of which run between the Tax Offices and the circular church at our end of the Tyne Bridge( St. Marys? Anyone), was unsurprisingly the street where the silversmiths plyed there trade. The vast majority of these silversmiths were Jewish. I'd be interested to see if the current Hacidic community in Gateshead are the descendants of what was once a sizeable Jewish community in Old Newcastle?

One of the first examples of prisoners being used as human shields occurred in our fair city. I forget the exact details, but the Jocks had us under siege and began firing canon at the Keep. We had several of their top boys as prisoners, and they were tied to the West Wall of the keep , in view of the attacking jocks. No more canon, the keep survived, the siege was broken. Don't fuck with the Geordies

That's what Mrs. Fist said last night. I Thangew

The quayside 'Chares', Broad Chare, Peppercorn Chare etc. are what remains of old docks along the river dating back to Roman times. When the Law Courts were being built, the car park at the back was excavated and the old Medieval and Roman quays were uncovered. The 'chares' are the bits the ships would pull in to. If they came in empty, they'd tip their ballast over the side, and gradually the docks filled up and became unusable. Some of the older buildings down there are the long narrow warehouses which were built on the jettys coming out into the river e.g. The Wetherspoons next to the BT centre.

…Sitting on the Dock of the Bay Watching the the shits roll in Then I watch them flush away again. Oh Otis! Letting the side down.

Just East of the Tyne pub in Ouseburn is the site of an overflow cemetery full of the victims of the last major Cholera outbreak in Newcastle. The green bounded by Ford St. And Cross St. is where it was. There's a footpath there which I'm pretty sure is made up of some of the old headstones.

Bob Marley was a stander. "Get up , stand up Stand up for your shites"

Mammy, Finished!! *bends over*

DIG it oot Hunted high and low. It was in a book I had of photos called Hidden Newcastle. There's also a medieval Jewish cemetery behind Tilleys. The building Tilleys is part of had to be built around it, and has a small internal courtyard where the cemetery is. I've seen it when I did some work on the building. Pretty overgrown but you can still see some Hebrew inscriptions.

Stand to wee Stand to wipe Anything else an aberration.

To bed To bed With a horse's head. Nite all

Morning skids tomorrow , like.

I got a business to run. I gotta kick asses sometimes to make it run right. We had a little argument, Freddy and me, so I had to straighten him out. If you had come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined this thread would be suffering thus very day. Capiche? You're not a wartime Consigliari, Fist. Things could get rough with the move we're making. Whatya gonna do? Nice college boy, eh? Don't wanna get mixed up in the family business? Now you wanna gun down a McDonalds burger flipper because he slapped you in the face a little bit, huh? Whataya think this is, the Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away? You gotta get up close like this... badaBING! You blow their brains all over your nice Dolce & Gabbana suit. C'mere... you're taking this very personal."

I got a business to run. I gotta kick asses sometimes to make it run right. We had a little argument, Freddy and me, so I had to straighten him out. If you had come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined this thread would be suffering thus very day. Capiche?

You gotta go? you gotta go!