Monkeys Fist

Is any thread safe from this little tit?

Sorry, I didn't realise it wasn't Kevin's go. All yours Andrew. Fuck off Kevin. Bite me you inbred moronic titwad. Andrews cleared off somewhere, rather than waiting a while why not post one up? fuck sake. Dumb and Dumber?

Who do you work for CT?

Lobster, Scouser, Crab, Shark. which is the odd one out?.... The shark. All the others wear a shell suit and pinch

iPhone 5 prototype pics leaked. Steve Jobs is livid. Clicky

Why don't the daleks just eat an apple a day?

Pud clearly robbed Zebras flat Thursday night

Here to help the less fortunate.

Boiled to buggery, then use them immediately. Keep a hot wet cloth to one side, if they dry out give em a wipe. The water picks up any dust particles on your boards. ok, i'll let you know how this turns out. PS- the only reason i believe you is because pud is a mod and therefore would not lie about this. He's also a tax inspector in real life. Straight as a roman road. Why not wait until he's online and ask him?

Boiled to buggery, then use them immediately. Keep a hot wet cloth to one side, if they dry out give em a wipe. The water picks up any dust particles on your boards.

Fucksticks. This'll cost me ales if it stays the same. Shola- consistent if nothing else.

Any score yet Gents. Working with my Rangers supporting mate and no access to commentary other than here.

That's the thing. I had bank cards and a laptop nearby. Either the thief was startled and took flight or he was an opportunistic bastard who sttled for what he could get. First thing I did was check after finding out was to see if my Ps3 was still there. Then I checked on my daughter... Were you burgled yourself? No mate, just my turds Sounds like you had a "lucky" escape.

A bastard being burgled mate, but are you not a tiny bit peeved that none of your other stuff is worth nicking?

Bloody hell boys, you need to dip the screwdriver in freshly boiled water before you start. Can't believe you didn't mention this- basic stuff

Thanks for the tip Sammy. I'll tie on!

You've lost me. Are you a Beast, Smoggie, does CordonBleu mean Chicken Parmo, do you think NUFC vs. Smogs is actually a derby. Have I found you again? He's a Man U fan like. From Middlesbrough

You've lost me. Are you a Beast, Smoggie, does CordonBleu mean Chicken Parmo, do you think NUFC vs. Smogs is actually a derby. Have I found you again?

What about the Piranha's? Bloody hell, I'd forgotten about them I think they've been retired.

Did you forget you were pretending to be Newcastle fan there? I knew full what I was saying, I'm pretty sure I'm already out of the closet.... my premiership rankings were a bit of a give away. See above. Tits out for your Dad?

Wacky's Mrs. and? Hope you've got your shin pads on. He'll be on the warpath.

The Hancock Museum is free and good for a couple of hours if you have kids. Same for the Discovery Museum. I was thinking about that. Haven't been since I was a kid. Didn't it have a make-over recently to make it like a mini Natural History Museum? Aye. It's pretty much open plan now. Much of the collection is the same, it's just presented in a more modern way. My little 'un loves it. ( and yes, the freaky Egyptian mummy is still there).

Back on topic, there are 2 excellent climbing walls in Byker ( 5mins on Metro) if that's your thing.