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I mistook you for an Evertonian, from your avatar. My mistake eh? what does that have to do with a mackem? i know what you're going to say, but it will make absolutely no sense whatsoever. So, toffee or not?

I mistook you for an Evertonian, from your avatar. My mistake eh?

As predictable as sunrise. he's not wrong though This from a scouse makem

Am I the only one to detect a distinct whiff of WUM about the opening poster?

As predictable as sunrise.

Watched a report the other day which showed the tributes left at SJP. Still very moving. RIP Sir Bobby.

I bring rapier wit, sagacity and a gargatuan portion of self delusion. Other than that, bugger all.

Tis indeed a blend, but don't knock it til you've tried it. And that's from a self confessed Malt Nazi. What do you call a Chinese woman with a Kenwood Chef on her head? Blenda!!!

Couldn't resist. It's a posh blend- Balvennie, Glenfiddich & Kininvie. Sold as a "Triple Malt".Lovely, smooth honey.

Get yourself to Olu Deniz mate, you'll love it.

That being the case, I wonder where Meenz got all his iron from? Maybe Meenz likes spinach!

What have anal sex and spinach got in common? If you were made to have it as a kid, you won't like it as an adult.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried as I was cutting the onion.

Never knew I was a pantheist, here's a nice pic for my fellow believers;

He's still here because no-one else is daft enough to pay the useless lump.

Welcome aboard mate

Cojones Grandes!

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Millers Crossing- got a Coen Bros boxed set for my b'day and had never seen it. Liked.

I've given your email to a discount booze store Kevin, didn't think you'd mind

You might want to remove the pics my wee genius. You've just plastered your email address all over t'interweb.

Went in there with wor lass once. Hardest pint of my life. In more ways than one. There was a gorgeous lass behind the bar, the outfit she had on man... She would've revealed less if she'd been doing naked handstands and the splits Bunkerbar

Went one last night called The Bunker. Not sure what street it is, runs parallel to Sauchiehall st. but one street down. Beers were standard fare, but oh my, clungetastic!

What's a georide? Some sort of earth/rock based rollercoaster?