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Kevin realises the car has 4 doors……… panic!!!!!! "which one do I use?? I reckon the driving instructor's pedals will be too much for him an arl. "Which one of us is driving dis ting den? Can oi listen to some Eminem?" Kevin's ideal wheels- Clicky

Are you a fucker too Kevin?

Kevin realises the car has 4 doors……… panic!!!!!! "which one do I use??

You've been on the Special Brew again haven't you, you naughty naughty Tory. Mending Broken Britain?

Covered by most major broadcasters a few weeks ago. So, 57% didn't think they were better than the last one. And, most major broadcasters isn't really a source. No info on numbers polled, demographics etc. Come on CT, straws being clutched a bit here ?

Source?

Someone get some "Daddy" attention?

My full driving license still has a photo of a 14 year old on it. I keep photos of 14-year-olds in my wallet too. Good man. B)

As much as I like and respect Houllier, I hope he falls flat on his arse with these muppets.

Aye, righto Shwarzenegger For fucks sake Kevin , just apply for the bastard thing. Waiting 2 or 4 weeks is immaterial. Do you have a car?

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Welcome aboard shipmates.

"Hasn't washed since Hillsborough" Tan

What's the worst hallucination you've had on the coke then Kev?

The stand-up career didn't work out then, dave? Fuck me, this bin-dipping genius makes Kevin look like Bill Hicks. Has to hold his breath to type I reckon.

It's a little bit sad that discussing these things is taboo because of two members Fixed

Fucking hell

BBC News 11 year old girl killed in water sports accident. Kinky Bitch..…

Just change his team badge to an Everton one. Hell no, the one I've just changed it too is much more appropriate... Very good. Can you make Kelvin McKenzie his permanent avatar?

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces! The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. The Coroner tells the Inspector: 'First body: An Italian , 60, died Of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.' 'Second body: 'Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the Lottery, spent it all on whiskey, died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile.' The Inspector asked, 'What of the third body?' 'Ah,' says the coroner, 'This is the most unusual one. Kevin Gallagher, Irish, 17 yr old virgin, struck by lightning.' 'Why is he smiling then?' inquires the Inspector. 'Thought he was having his picture taken'.

I'd always pictured you with moobs.

Much like The Queen, who thinks Great Britain smells of fresh paint, it wasn't until marriage that I realised my entry into a room wasn't automatically met with the silky whoosh of knickers hitting the floor. 8/10 as a standard , with a little effort I'd say a Nigel Tufnel style Eleven.

I'm devastated. Truly.