Monkeys Fist

Jay Rayner, Matthew Fort, beware!! The young shavers are coming.

Scousers having a minutes silence?

Doggone

Aye.

Didn't have CSI's in Hiroshima or Nagasaki. Lest we forget.

May your cakes always rise Happy Birthday Alex

Would Would run away screaming

Roman Wall-Housesteads , Vindolanda etc. Kielder- ferry ride, cycling Fill your boots.

I have the Right Of Fist Now, it's past your bedtime. Away to your wank pit and dream of Jade Goody.

You have None. You aren't that significant

Are the PSNI known as "Plad"?

The photo of him on the " Get the App" button- is he curling one off?

I just hope they're planting trees to reduce their book-burning carbon footprint. *hugs tree, strokes bunny*

better view... I love how their only (incorrect) argument is that there were no mines in Newcastle. They've ,unsurprisingly,totally missed the point of a city- a centre of commerce. For any Mackem lurkers here's how it works; 1) Fort is built 2) Fort is safe, traders live at fort 3) Market grows around fort 4) Fort becomes market town 5) Goods are taken to Market from production areas 6) Succesful town becomes City 7) Inbred neighbours down the road are doomed to generations of jealousy and bitterness

Minutes silence held in past hour- 6 Benefit scams currently paying-37 References to John, Paul, George and Ringpiece. - 45 p/hr Pictures of Holy Father sold on Market stall - 7,500.

Basically, the local paper publish his address and then he's off again.

Eaten the ball? Speaking of "hungry" buggers…

Calling your new manager a classless, shit boring non-entity in your first press release about him? Bad move

Far as I can tell, this Gemmill bloke is a dead, dyke,fat actor.

"Rollover Mike Edwards"

Provided half the stuff in the Museum and washed the players cars. When sober

Can you show me the one you scored from the half-way line Stevie? I don't think I've ever seen that one before. To be fair like that one was mint. Who's the tubster scoring in the link?