Monkeys Fist

I bring rapier wit, sagacity and a gargatuan portion of self delusion. Other than that, bugger all.

Tis indeed a blend, but don't knock it til you've tried it. And that's from a self confessed Malt Nazi. What do you call a Chinese woman with a Kenwood Chef on her head? Blenda!!!

Couldn't resist. It's a posh blend- Balvennie, Glenfiddich & Kininvie. Sold as a "Triple Malt".Lovely, smooth honey.

Get yourself to Olu Deniz mate, you'll love it.

That being the case, I wonder where Meenz got all his iron from? Maybe Meenz likes spinach!

What have anal sex and spinach got in common? If you were made to have it as a kid, you won't like it as an adult.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried as I was cutting the onion.

Never knew I was a pantheist, here's a nice pic for my fellow believers;

He's still here because no-one else is daft enough to pay the useless lump.

Welcome aboard mate

Cojones Grandes!

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Millers Crossing- got a Coen Bros boxed set for my b'day and had never seen it. Liked.

I've given your email to a discount booze store Kevin, didn't think you'd mind

You might want to remove the pics my wee genius. You've just plastered your email address all over t'interweb.

Went in there with wor lass once. Hardest pint of my life. In more ways than one. There was a gorgeous lass behind the bar, the outfit she had on man... She would've revealed less if she'd been doing naked handstands and the splits Bunkerbar

Went one last night called The Bunker. Not sure what street it is, runs parallel to Sauchiehall st. but one street down. Beers were standard fare, but oh my, clungetastic!

What's a georide? Some sort of earth/rock based rollercoaster?

Don't get me wrong, I can't fucking stand the things but banning them is courting trouble. Don't see why its courting trouble, letting people in with them would be more of a risk imo. If anyone stands next to me at the match blowing one of those fucking things I'm libel to ram it up their arse. Same here. But it's the age-old thing isn't it? Ban something and certain sections will go all out to break the rules. It's a fad that'll grow out much like that crazy carry on with inflatable bananas/fish/brown ale bottles from about 20 years ago. They talked about banning them too IIRC. There was a reason why they wanted to ban the bananas tbf. Although the City fans (where it all started) did have a supposedly innocent explanation for them to do with Imre Varadi, although it didnt make much sense at all. http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/foot...they.4840798.jp

You just know he'll probably score against us. Off his arse

Cheers lads, I was a bit worried about revealing why I wanted him out , glad I've said it now. Believe me Stevie, I do have animal thoughts regularly , usually when I've had a few. I do believe ,though ,revenge is best served sub-zero

A weeks holiday in Birtley? niiiiiice ;) last i checked its cloudy but dry outside Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday". Astonishing to think people used to go to a caravan park in Birtley to have a holiday. It seems the Dippers still do

A weeks holiday in Birtley? niiiiiice last i checked its cloudy but dry outside Can you not remember them adverts when we were bairns? "We're off to Birtley, to Birtley, to Birtley, We're off to Birtley to have a holiday".