Monkeys Fist

Child abuse.

Annecy really is a gem. I first went about 10 years ago with my oldest two daughters who were about 12 and 9 at the time. It pissed down and it was only a stopover so they all hated the place. This time it was just our lass and the youngest (6). The weather was gorgeous and sunny, we took a hire motor boat on the Lake, the mountains around the lake are beautiful and with it being sunny we could eat and drink and various pavement cafes. Like most places, totally different when the suns out. We then drove down passed grenoble through the Alps? and would have been not too far off that Gorge. I kep having to double take at those mountains along that drive as they are just jaw droppinginly huge. Unfortunately we are off to Lake Garda in a few days and then possibly back up through Austria switserland or germany (no definite plans yet), however as the wife is 29 weeks to the good, gorge walks are on hold for the moment. (Looks impressive mind having googled it). Congratulations you dirty old dog! If you're heading from Garda up thru Austria and Switzerland you'll be passing through the Dolomites. Stunning mountains Enjoy.

Kevin pops his cherry!!! Well done laddy.

I reckon he's lying about the whole Maccy D's thing. He's clearly a rent boy.

oh and Alex I would have said so if it wasnt for the username. Outed!!

Not been in myself but I've been told that it's awful. Friendly staff mind,

Too late?

Annecy is class like CT. Don't know what your plans are, but if you're heading back up from the Riviera, you should make an effort to see the Verdon Gorge. It's roughly an hour North of Marseille and is spectacular. Vertical limestone cliffs over 1000ft I went climbing there and it blew me away. If you come through east to west, I'd recommend staying the night at the village of Moustiere(s) Saint Marie. It's at the mouth of the gorge, by a lake and is beautiful. Happy Touring you Tory swine

I love to see threads like this so that everyone can vent their angst I dont really mind anyone on here (fishing for friends ) which is probably about right bearing in mind its an internet board with a load of random joes who are only know by bizzare alias's. Even people who I have had a ding dong with, I still find quite amusing and its good how you can go hammer and tongs with someone in one thread and be chatting like old mates in another thread at the same time. There seems to be a hard core of about 30 regular posters who are all ok, except Kevin (sorry Kevin but you come across as an absolute tit. I did spend a while thinking you were one of the regulars with another account just trying to piss people off, but lately I think that you are simply just a wanker. Its got to the point where I try to avoid threads that you have started). Stevie with regard to your comments you couldnt be further from the truth. I have a very small close group of friends that I cherish and find it hard to keep up with them and family ete etc without wanting more! Monkey, with regard to being missing, I mainly use Toontastic when working and since June I've been off so really just browsing off late. I must confess to enjoying a bit of an argument, particularly with regard to politics, but overall its just a bit of harmless fun to me. Anyway, hope you are all keeping well. As I type I am sitting on a balcony on the sea front in Nice drinking Kronnenburg and watching topless luvlies on the shores below. Aint life a bitch. xxx Nice? Nice! Can't get Special Brew in France mind

I condemn such blatant racism and advocate a short term behind bars. Would never have happened under Shepherd. Veggie Quiche anyone?

Contravenes basic food safety that mind. Food handlers shouldn't wear "outdoor" clothing whilst in a a food preparation area. Just saying

2 hours- allows for security and intelligence checks. Seriously, do you need to change into work clothing? If so, then give yourself 20 minutes before your shift starts.

He speak proper England. Love how they all reckon we're worse , even though we're 16 places off them.

The cheaper the earphones, the better Eminem sounds

Is that in English?

Is that what counts as a high-end eating establishment in Derry?

Cook and sell burgers. FFS Kevin, walk up to the 1st member of staff you see and ask who the shift manager is. If you can't work that out mate, give up on Uni now. 2nd brightest………

Time slows, the entire board waits with bated breath for your post-shift report.

Filthy Bitches

Missed that. I was just about to say... Renton - in love with Chez. Jealous tbh and who wouldn't be. Fwiw HF you're probably my favourite poster on here at the moment. Daisy Chain on the way

I think his best work was "North Country Boy"

Posters who's humour I click with are Manc-Mag, Kitman,Fish, Alex,Happy Face,Gemmill,Meenzer,Trophyshy, Jimbo. Pud can be dry as a desert. Wacky comes out with some belters, although i think he misses Soccermom since she went to Poland for her final surgery,and Laz deserves to be sponsored by Ralgex for his devotion to all things Flap related. Stevie's knowledge of NUFC is laudable, matched only by his xenophobia. The vast majority of posters on here are canny, Acid is a good lad. Parky's knowledge of all thing esoteric is encyclopaedic. Of those who've gone, Fop is the mystery wrapped in an enigma. (was he really Raoul Moat???) Christmas Tree has gone very quiet since Cleggeron squirmed into power, and I cannot for the life of me understand why Sima bothers with this place. .…then there's Burger Bhoy.

He's not allowed sharp objects.

Nah I'll think of an answer before hand. Like when mcdonalds asked me why i wanted to work there: So hang on, you value experience but when everyone in this thread has tried to impart some of their experience on you, you claim that "they don't know shit!" Digest this, and it isn't up for debate. You never, ever stop learning all the way through life. The moment someone thinks they know everything is the moment they start to go into freefall. No industry is that more applicable than IT. You're ambition is admirable - there isn't a great deal at your age who know what they want to do - I certainly didn't. But your attitude stinks to high heaven and needs working on if you have any desire to realise those ambitions. Bump