Monkeys Fist

La La,Dipsy or Po?

http://www.englandsnortheast.co.uk/CoalMin...ndRailways.html Closer than I thought, knew there was mining on the moor, never realised Heaton had a pit.

Twiglets. Marmite on a stick. Lovely.

No "Minge" option???

People who are scared of paedophiles need to grow up.

What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country? Sexy kids.

They're in the Newcastle end mind.

Did I already post my Alzheimer's joke?

Is there any need to play the cunt in this thread?

Liverpool population- 460,000 Newcastle population- 190,000 From 2001 census.

Is that a tribute band? Currently on tour with Scouting, a Pastime for Girls.

Shitter than Kevin! tbh. Fucks sake Craig, don't say shitter, she'll have a hissy fit

You're welcome matey. So, gayist or worshipper of the hairy clam?

I'm 19. This wasn't my coming out thread either like. But you do love the cock? Crude. Welcome to the board.

I'm 19. This wasn't my coming out thread either like. But you do love the cock?

Meenzer will love you Ahem...

Meenzer will love you

Isn't Liverpool, is it? Just what we need, another fucking red. How's tricks Worthington? Fine thanks, cannot wait for you to go down and for us to win the league. I fucking love board invasions particularly with daft shites like yourself. You honestly reckon you've a chance? Dole night at the Internet cafe?

Selling robbed perfume to your scally mates outside the shopping centre doesn't really count tho does it?

Bye then

Open book.

As a Bindipper (2nd class) on a Newcastle board, how about you clear up your assertion that NUFC fans are deluded first? What, in your personal experience, makes you think this? ....Or are you just spouting the same old Red Top shite we've all heard and dismissed long ago. just this morning on talk sport.. the following argument is null and void 'Take the relegation out of it, Newcastle have finished higher in the Prem and have 52 000 at every home game' that was the argument of one of yours to why newcastle are bigger than everton. blackburn have won the premiership, does that make them bigger than either of us? and as for the 'take the relegation out of it' comment, thats like a murderer saying to a judge, 'well, take the fact that i slit his throat out of it, and im innocent' Not really personal experience is it?

As a Bindipper (2nd class) on a Newcastle board, how about you clear up your assertion that NUFC fans are deluded first? What, in your personal experience, makes you think this? ....Or are you just spouting the same old Red Top shite we've all heard and dismissed long ago.

I mistook you for an Evertonian, from your avatar. My mistake eh? what does that have to do with a mackem? i know what you're going to say, but it will make absolutely no sense whatsoever. So, toffee or not? born, not manufactured Scouse Mackem then. And you have the brassneck to call NUFC's fans deluded. explain both these sentences to me. is this where you try to tell me that newcastle are a bigger club than everton, based entirely on attendances? completely forgetting that we have 2 teams in our city, and about 5 within the same radius as your closest opponents? Oh goody, another jealous attendance freak. Everton- huge club. No really, you are.

I mistook you for an Evertonian, from your avatar. My mistake eh? what does that have to do with a mackem? i know what you're going to say, but it will make absolutely no sense whatsoever. So, toffee or not? born, not manufactured Scouse Mackem then. And you have the brassneck to call NUFC's fans deluded.