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PM? Ouch!! Someone's been hit by the ugly stick! Cheers Gejon

PM?

Right-o Kevin. I believe you.

I find that very, very hard to believe Gejon. I'm guessing you "friended" some of the members on the toontastic facebook page,Kevin? Doesn't take a genius to work the rest out.

Kevin's dad clearly had some "special" time with last night. He's in a right mardy strop, poor love.

Look at me i'm Geordieracer, i got a new job and get an extra 50k a year, anyone wanna see my lick my own ass anymore just pm me. Fuckin' faggot. I'm not spotty either. Or fuck witted. And I haven't started working in McDonalds yet. Ker-chomp!

Since we're on Jockish presenters; Catriona Shearer- would.

You read my mind Zebra

That is , I believe, the general idea.

Those were the days He's left me now I've already said, I get too much attention on this forum. You think I like being the center of attention every single fucking day? It's hard living up to expectations, I'm the forum clown / lad. No, you're a desperate attention seeking little twat. Take the massive hint and good advice Maggiespaws has given you. 47 people bothered their arsed to vote in this thread, take the hint. In my defence, only 27 were for me So far....

Those were the days He's left me now I've already said, I get too much attention on this forum. You think I like being the center of attention every single fucking day? It's hard living up to expectations, I'm the forum clown / lad. No, you're a desperate attention seeking little twat. Take the massive hint and good advice Maggiespaws has given you. 47 people bothered their arsed to vote in this thread, take the hint.

Condolences GR.

Forest Hall Crew have noted the above comment. Retribution will be swift and middle class.

Agreed, I'll go for the draw.

Help, I fell in

Fixed

I'll give you a clue- no.

As per that photo 2 pinter, as per the Royle family 4 pinter or as per that old woman character whose name escapes me?8 pints and double rum (or all three for variety) Still would though

62 appearances 7 goals 68 appearances 8 goals One of the above is Heskeys International record The other is Rene Higuita's Guess.

Don't know if she's been mentioned already , Caroline Ahearne. Proper borderline.

A Scottish paedophile has raised a dispute with e-bay.... Apparently a Wii Gameboy is not what he expected.

Go on a gap year kid. I know it's cliché, but you'll grow up a lot and have a broader reflection on the world in which you live. Plus you'll get to meet interesting girls all over the world and finger them behind unusual bins. In all seriousness, cane the job and save as much as you can, then bugger off to South America with a backpack and an open mind. come back, go to a decent uni, study a course that is interesting enough to keep you keen, but also gives you a grounding in a career. After 3-4 years of Uni, (where 1-2 years will be dossing about and being zany) take a year or so of shitty bar jobs or whatever until you sort out a decent starter level job and then begin to climb the ladder. Find a bird willing to bear your seed and create two little progeny. go on occasional holidays, stay in touch with uni mates, hope your kids don't turn to drugs or promiscuity like you did, then retire as soon as possible and take your now haggard missus somewhere in the country and grow old together. sorted wear sunscreen Dance.

Having seen his pic a while ago I know who Trophyshy is. He doesn't know me though.... .... Mwahahahah!!!!

Gay love in