Monkeys Fist

Here you go

can you back this up , or is it just guess work?

One of my relatives witnessed it first hand- Schmeichel was heaving in the back of the goal, whilst the ground staff poured water on the pitch to try and wash away the blood patch. Unfortunately accurate surname too.

Knew you wouldnt leave me hanging, bro! You're killing me.

I hope you spent your fiver wisely

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/cri...d-violence.html

and there's the problem.

Every bloke would be yellower than a smiley

Vasectomies are reversible but with varying success rates, particularly as time since the original procedure increases so I don't think that's a viable option. Aye, that's in keeping with everything I've heard. It's a shame there's no common approach (while being obvious why not evn to a lay person such as myself given the vastly different biology ). I know it isn't technically necessary to intervene in both sexes to make the system work, I'm just uncomfortable with the idea of an approach which throws the entire 'effort' onto the one sex. I'm not into unnecessary surgery either mind; if there was some meaningful, non-surgical (non medical?) committment that lads could be made to undertake that might be an alternative. Compulsory Hermoseckshwallity until 25. Sorted

How's the weather in Yokelsville? Are it cold enough fer a fur lined walkin' stick?

And the vibrating electrical devices?

Clear as mud....

Prodding stuborn cattle Aaahhh I should have known that being as I am from Devon Must be cos I'm so 'sleepy' all the time! You should spend more time out of the dungeon.

That's very generous pud. What's mrs pud cooking and what's your address? NE1 4ST Pie & Chips ( very reasonable) With or without gravy? Like many things emanating from this postcode,hard to swallow- gravy or not

That's very generous pud. What's mrs pud cooking and what's your address? NE1 4ST Pie & Chips ( very reasonable) As opposed to 'not reasonable' ?

That's very generous pud. What's mrs pud cooking and what's your address? NE1 4ST Pie & Chips ( very reasonable)

Went for a piss today whilst on a job. Due to cold weather shrinkage, the old man was a bit " shy" resulting in excessive foreskin foldage and wrinkling around the japper. Piss started, came out like a fucking lawn sprinkler, in the panic to control this wild spraying, I failed to notice a secondary stream, going straight down and all over my shin and foot. Had I not been wearing light grey strides, I might've hot away with it. Didn't - much to the hilarity of my hugely sympathetic work mate. Nowt to be done but to explain the truth- resulting apoplexy meant my mate laughed with a gob full of coffee and covered himself in hot nescafe , which came out through his nose. 1-1 and a fair result I'd say.

Not a penny being taken out of the club apparently. Blaming the Keegan pay-out and the wage bill....as if neither had anything to do with him. 28,000 season tickets sold this season. Derogatory chants are foolish and offensive, they don't understand what Mike's done with the club. He also says The Shouting Men has had excellent reviews... http://www.timeout.com/film/reviews/88371/...outing-men.html More lies then Coincidence, Shirley? The Guardian film critic quite liked it, but hey, lets not let a balanced argument get in the way of a good Llambias kicking Given the chance, no left wing dooder Grauniad writer could hold me back!

Lembit Opek, take note. Career politician. Which should have ruled him out for standing for parliament on grounds of insanity. That and going out with the weather girl with the huge head, Sian wotsit That Sian bird always reminds me of Terence & Philip from South Park. It's the way her head also seems hinged at the mouth. For that same reason, whenever poor Lembit shows up , I automatically get " Uncle Fukka" in my head as background noise Who said smoking dope has no long term effects?