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Monkeys Fist

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  1. So, did it kick off? Anyone heard/ saw any bother?
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    Hello.

    To open a thread titled " Are you glad we're owned by Ashley", then make the OP a puerile attempt at reasons anyone should be glad smacks of attention seeking wummery. To then, 20 minutes later, change the thread title to "Hello", and edit the OP to Hi, is desperation of worrying proportions. What's wrong Kevin? Has your Da been "at" you again?
  3. My brother is there now- second time for him. Loves it. The only place he's ever been back to again. Very good for para-gliding apparantly.
  4. Only in Hell mate, only in Hell ...
  5. PHNAR PHNAR As I typed that I knew that was coming You could introduce her to Great End. Gak gak fnar etc.
  6. Anti- Fascist League (sp?) march at the same time. Kaizer Chiefs.
  7. I might be wrong, but weren't we the first League club to field foriegn players i.e. The Robledo brothers (Chilean) in the '50s?
  8. Jealous... As..... Feck... Enjoy mate. I'll be having a week in a cottage in the Lakes early September with the new addition ( due to come out the "sun roof " on 11 June). Bonus- First England game is the day after, Mrs. will still be in hospital- uninterrupted viewing pleasure!
  9. Well done Mate. Aren't their bollocks massive when they're born?
  10. They're in his specially built snipers nest , overlooking the Media Centre.
  11. Nice and simple. In honour of it's greatest user, Wacky, perhaps it should be in lower case lettering
  12. Fuck off Kevin* *can we assign this response a code, to save everyone time typing it out.
  13. I'd forgotten how devastated Little Micky was at the time.
  14. sounds pretty damn good to me. About to start a 14 hour spell in the cab with a passenger window that's stuck up and air conditioning that's not working!!! Are you aware that you're breaking the law? I hope to fuck I never get picked up by you after a 14 hour session. Are you aware that once again you are wrong He's not breaking the law, but if he's pulled by a licensing officer he'll be off the road until it's fixed. Assuming you are registered with South Tyneside , and that their regulations are the same as North Tyneside. My bad, I thought taxis driving time was limited by the working time directive, but apparently private cabs are exempt (not sure why). Regardless, driving a 14 hour shift is clearly irresponsible and dangerous; before CT claims I am on my high horse maybe he should consider this case. I suspect he's just trying to impress and being a Billy Bullshitter as usual though. Fist is on ignore so Im not sure what he's talking about getting "fixed" and being off the road?? A 14 hour shift is nothing Renton. Its not like lorry driving where you are constantly driving, most of your time is sitting waiting for a job. What all the a&e's up and down the country with Doctors working rediculous hours with very little sleep. Really a hoo hah about nothing. Victory to the Chimp ! The "fixed " reference is to the broken window and A/C. If pulled by a licencing enforcement officer with the above faults you would be off the road until they were fixed. Btw, if you spend most of a 14 hour shift sitting waiting for work, you're clearly in a shit office.Move offices and then you'll have less wasted time. When I taxied, 12-14 hrs were the norm, with an hour cumulative "dead hours" the absolute max. But, if I'm on ignore, I guess thus post is redundant. Hey Ho!
  15. Like I said, Muff Diver.
  16. link Common or garden Muff Diver tbh
  17. sounds pretty damn good to me. About to start a 14 hour spell in the cab with a passenger window that's stuck up and air conditioning that's not working!!! Are you aware that you're breaking the law? I hope to fuck I never get picked up by you after a 14 hour session. Are you aware that once again you are wrong He's not breaking the law, but if he's pulled by a licensing officer he'll be off the road until it's fixed. Assuming you are registered with South Tyneside , and that their regulations are the same as North Tyneside.
  18. That is why I stopped watching it after about 5 shows.
  19. Is the fat bloke still fat - if so, how?
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