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what job is it? your 16 so i'm intrigued Waiter, before you laugh, I've recieved very little training and generally feel like this is out of my depth, due to my age and inexperience. Also the fact that it's a very good brassiere with high standards and expectations and service should be quality, although I keep hearing I'm doing well, I feel the complete opposite like I'm more of a liability than a worthy addition to the team. Stick at it mate. In my experience of restaurant work( used to work as a chef), if they say you're doing well , they mean it. After a short time you'll be tapping up the waitresses and loving it.

what job is it? your 16 so i'm intrigued Collects rent?

Should have got himself a 360 degree mirror and cheered up, the miserable fucker.

The Badger is canny enough but its part of a chain iirc. There seems to be a massive shortage of independent pubs doing decent food in this region, especially in and around Newcastle and North Tyneside. Anybody got any foody recommendations? Shiremoor Farm has decent bait for a pub, beer's not too shabby either. That's my local food pub of choice but it can get really packed. It's not great for veggies either tbh (for the wife, not me). Went to the Pavillion the other day and it was poor, although it had the bonus that the waitresses apparently weren't wearing skirts. Also went to the Maggy bank before Christmas and the food was poor and massively overpriced to boot. Most the other pubs are just 2 for £8 merchants. Poor show really. True, there's not much to choose from. Next time you go up Northumberland, it's worth making a trip to The Cook and Barker at Newton-on-the-Moor. The food is superb, it has rooms if you fancy a stopover too. I can't comment on the veggie options, but if it's on par with the cooked flesh, it'll be grand Cook and Barker tinterwebs

The Badger is canny enough but its part of a chain iirc. There seems to be a massive shortage of independent pubs doing decent food in this region, especially in and around Newcastle and North Tyneside. Anybody got any foody recommendations? Shiremoor Farm has decent bait for a pub, beer's not too shabby either.

Ignore him / her....Theres no such thing as depression. Read Tony Robbins. There you go Craig, all you have to do is fill a room of your house with mirrors, then gurn at yourself all day- ffs.............. Hope things perk up for you soon. Ignore the window cleaner Craig...... Get the book, awaken the giant within (ebay a few quid or pm me your adress and I'll send you mine) think you can even download it now. Lots of sceptics but it will sort you out, guaranteed. Says Christmas Tree M.D. Back to asda tory boy, there's chavs need a lift home with their booty.

Ignore him / her....Theres no such thing as depression. Read Tony Robbins. There you go Craig, all you have to do is fill a room of your house with mirrors, then gurn at yourself all day- ffs.............. Hope things perk up for you soon.

Tit Tuesday!! Happy chimp

Not a compilation, but canny goal;free kick from inside centre circle This saved his side from relegation, against the league champions. (might want to turn the commentary down, its a gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooal type fella.)

That is a bar steward of a drive mate, what you doing up there in Beggarsville?

Sure it wasn't CT out on his "special" night?

You could have looked him in the eye RIP

Just watched 3:10 to Yuma. Not bad ,not bad.

Go to the Alps man! The Lakes on 'roids.

Daaaahling, was the Montrachet to die for? Tweedies is bog standard anyway. Still haven't got round to contacting your friends btw MF, not had time, hopefully will later in the year. No bother mate. He runs courses year round. Enjoy. Planning on taking my nipper on her first camping trip soon.

Daaaahling, was the Montrachet to die for?

Angry Pirate?

haha No, AVG antivirus 9.0 was expiring so i decided to go on and look fora keygen, downloaded the keygen, opened it and it disappeared off my desktop Ok.

What's the worst thing about having a baby? Putting the nappy back on afterwards. What's the worst thing about screwing a 3 year old? Getting blood on your clown suit. I was walking through the woods the other night with my nephew. He said "These woods sure are scary!" I said"Dunno what you're complaining about-I have to walk home alone..."

Stop looking at dodgy porn, young shaver.

Dear David,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/589 This event has been wiped from the history books

Were they driving a taxi with Whitney on the stereo?

Who wrote it? Substitute "Darkies" for Northeners and it gives the true nature of it.

" What the Dickens does one do now? Matron!!!"