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The last band I was in used to do a cover of that song that would absolutely bring the house down. It was almost too good, being as how ideally we were trying to make it as an originals act. As for me, it was Terry Jacks - Seasons In The Sun. Oh dear. We had joy, we had fun We had Sunderland on the run But the joy didn't last Cos the bastards were too fast. Golden oldie

inspired by The Mighty Hog- 1968 On your birthdate the No. 1 single was The Equals - "Baby Come Back" 1969 On your 1st birthday Thunderclap Newman - "Something In The Air" 1970 On your 2nd birthday Mungo Jerry - "In The Summertime" 1971 On your 3rd birthday Middle Of The Road - "Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep" 1972 On your 4th birthday Donny Osmond - "Puppy Love" 1973 On your 5th birthday Slade - "Skweeze Me Pleeze Me" 1974 On your 6th birthday Charles Aznavour - "She" 1975 On your 7th birthday Johnny Nash - "Tears On My Pillow" 1976 On your 8th birthday The Real Thing - "You To Me Are Everything" 1977 On your 9th birthday Hot Chocolate - "So You Win Again" 1978 On your 10th birthday John Travolta & Olivia Newton John - "You're The One That I Want" 1979 On your 11th birthday Tubeway Army - "Are Friends Electric?" 1980 On your 12th birthday Olivia Newton-John & The Electric Light Orchestra - "Xanadu" 1981 On your 13th birthday The Specials - "Ghost Town" 1982 On your 14th birthday Captain Sensible - "Happy Talk" 1983 On your 15th birthday Rod Stewart - "Baby Jane" 1984 On your 16th birthday Frankie Goes To Hollywood - "Two Tribes" 1985 On your 17th birthday Sister Sledge - "Frankie" 1986 On your 18th birthday Madonna - "Papa Don't Preach" 1987 On your 19th birthday The Pet Shop Boys - "It's A Sin" 1988 On your 20th birthday Glenn Medeiros - "Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You" 1989 On your 21st birthday Soul II Soul featuring Caron Wheeler - "Back To Life (How Ever Do You Want Me)" 1990 On your 22nd birthday Elton John - "Sacrifice / Healing Hands" 1991 On your 23rd birthday Bryan Adams - "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You" 1992 On your 24th birthday Erasure - "Abba-Esque (EP)" 1993 On your 25th birthday Gabrielle - "Dreams" 1994 On your 26th birthday Wet Wet Wet - "Love Is All Around" 1995 On your 27th birthday The Outhere Brothers - "Boom Boom Boom" 1996 On your 28th birthday The Fugees - "Killing Me Softly" 1997 On your 29th birthday Puff Daddy & Faith Evans - "I'll Be Missing You" 1998 On your 30th birthday Billie - "Because We Want To" 1999 On your 31st birthday A.T.B. - "9pm (Till I Come)" 2000 On your 32nd birthday Corrs - "Breathless" 2001 On your 33rd birthday Roger Sanchez - "Another Chance" 2002 On your 34th birthday Elvis vs JXL - "A Little Less Conversation" 2003 On your 35th birthday Beyonce - "Crazy In Love" 2004 On your 36th birthday Usher - "Burn" 2005 On your 37th birthday 2Pac featuring Elton John - "Ghetto Gospel" 2006 On your 38th birthday Lily Allen - "Smile" 2007 On your 39th birthday Rihanna featuring Jay-Z - "Umbrella" 2008 On your 40th birthday Ne-Yo - "Closer" 2009 On your 41st birthday Cascada - "Evacuate The Dancefloor" 13th birthday gets my vote. Anyone wanting their own list, go here.

Tit :icon_lol:

Some Guys Get all the Luck

I'd imagine a fair whack of the people at a Kasabian gig would be annoyed by the time the encore came round. Regardless of the country or what the singer was wearing. :lol:

Eat more fibre Gemmill.

Blatant "Lassism" there Toonpack. You should be ashamed of yourself.

What was at No. 1 on the day you were born? For me, "Baby Come Back" - The Equals. this link may be useful; http://www.bittersuiteband.com/music_uk-no1-hits-singles.htm Apologies if this has been done before

Who gives a fuck. BRING BACK MY BONNIE TO ME

Oh Ashley, you silly, forgetful footballer you... Oops!

Best of luck Craig- some tricky times ahead with the wee one I fear.

There are a lot of aspects of Islam I despise (I presume that's where you're going) but its very simplistic to say they are uncaring - the respect for the family and the way they look after older relatives is one aspect a lot of western countries could learn from. he's stated his case and he is correct. People like you spout on about those among us in the west not being prepared to encompass Islam and say it is "racist" yet you turn a total blind eye to the fact that they do not and will not adapt to any other culture anywhere. I just don't get why you defend these racists and continue to do so at every opportunity. That demonstrates a Lack of Understanding.

"I did not have sexual intercousre with Stevie" ( but I've kept the Toon top he jizzed all over in the freezer just in case)

Wrong thread, innit?

Should've bought a Mac.

clicky You've got to be one harsh bastard to do that to your bairn like... Child abuse- plain and simple

You failed in getting a shelf stacking job? Oh unlucky mate! Theres always McDonalds... well, .cock, you have no idea how hard it is to get a jab now adays. So i tell you, go fuck yourself. I've been offered a couple in the last few months so in my experience not very hard at all. And if Cheech can get a job, anyone can Still licking windows?

Wake planned for the w/e apparently. Banner planned for the next home game too click

I'd be delighted.

By the by, he'll be loving that this thread has rumble on for so long. Thinking that those wailing that's it not fair, some how mitigate his behaviour. When really the people shouting loudest that he shouldn't have been banned are not doing it because they disagree with his treatment and simply because they agree with his politics. I knew it was you...Fallout from modgate innit. new avatar for Fish

it's a two way trip