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There ,there petal, now have a bath and a nice cup of cocoa Shut up you mug. Quality riposte there Einstein It was compared to yours son.

There ,there petal, now have a bath and a nice cup of cocoa Shut up you mug. Quality riposte there Einstein

There ,there petal, now have a bath and a nice cup of cocoa

Cheers Enoch, but I'm sure I'll cope ok Patel Does your xenophobia stretch to Hinduism now? The use of the name Patel has been discussed. You really are totally brainwashed, xenophobia !! Typical hand wringer no nowt. Know nowt, Shirley

if that lady in your avatar had owt to do with it we wouldn't have so much of a problem, rather than those left wing brainwashed do gooders in the Labour Leadership With any luck the evil old bitch will die this year

Has the fat bastard lost any weight yet?

There is a river running under Grey St. and Dean St. called the Lort Burn. This is Old English for "Shit Burn". A bridge which crossed the burn still exists under Grey St. As it was simply incorporated when the burn was culverted. It is where High Bridge crosses Grey St. hence the name. I've a photo of it somewhere. Will see if I can dig it out later.

I'm not as practised at studying cocks as you mate Toché Is that Gaylick for Touché ? Kick a man when he's down

I'm not as practised at studying cocks as you mate Toché Is that Gaylick for Touché ?

I'm not as practised at studying cocks as you mate

Right lads no offence but you really are rippin the arse of this thing? what is an egg? + = (hope one of those identical chickens is a cockerel mind)

Right lads no offence but you really are rippin the arse of this thing? what is an egg?

Feckin disgraceful performance

Wahey- get in son! "Black & White Brazil" DVD anyone?

4-0 Lovenkrands!

Just got in- who scored our second? Btw, get the fuck in! * just checked- own goal , sweet.

Was that our Geordie Ambassador ? The opening line of a thread i started. Aah... So what had Tom done to upset you?

*bloody CCTV , got me red handed... or brown nosed*

Was that our Geordie Ambassador ?

Vyvian or Akinbyi? Attacking midfielder? What's one of those ....

Sorry Parky, I had a very traumatic day yesterday, which sadly is still with me today, no one died or anything but I'll reply in a few days when I've settled down a bit. From yesterday's Telegraph "Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:40:04 +0000 A third of Britons think Peter Griffin from Family Guy is the leader of the BNP A third of Britons believe Peter Griffin, the character from Family Guy, is the leader of the British National Party, a study has found. The study, in which respondents were asked to put names to photographs of well-known public figures, showed that David Cameron is the best recognised opposition politician, with 73 per cent of people identifying him as the leader of the Conservative Party. Gordon Brown was the most recognised politician with 81% of people matching his face to his name, but Alex Reid, the cage fighter was still better known, with 84 per cent of respondents recognising him. The survey, by the money-saving website MyVoucherCodes, also showed that 41 per cent of people identified a photograph of Nick Clegg, the Liberal Democrat leader, as the Dragons' Den entrepreneur Peter Jones." I feel for you Stevie

wasn't quite as inbred then and basically "in those days" and aged 17, anything with breasts was a result. Good job for him The Fish is younger than you then.

Wasn't there something like that available here about 20 years ago? Can't for the life of me remember the brand name, but they dropped like a stone after mouth cancer scares? Skol Bandits? Remember them? Anyway, has anyone tried them things that vaporise tabacco and aren't supposed to carcinogenic (sp?) I assumed it's the same idea as the ones for smurking durp. Skol Bandits! That's them! Went the way of Skol Lager- thankfully.

I shall be viewing a B&W short film this afternoon, of my 21 week old unborn babby! Wahey!!! Wrong thread , but Hey Ho!