Monkeys Fist

Unless your flatmates are skull fucking you in your sleep.

Double irony bypass. You want us to ignore the rights of muslims....because they ignore the rights of others...because they're barbaric....while we're enlightened....and we respect the rights of others. Your views are so flawed as to be a worse threat to personal freedom and liberty than those you claim to abhor. Really ? Do you support the demonstrations against British troops on the streets of Britain ie in Wootton Basset for instance ? What "rights" are you talking about here. Those fuckers are a disgrace. If they feel so strongly about the countries where our troops are based then they can fuck off there and fight them....in a fair war too with uniforms and show themselves. Cowardly cunts. I don't know enough about the protests to say if i support it or not. A quick glance at a report tells me they're protesting British presence in Afghanistan and not "British Troops" so it's clear you don't know enough to say why you're against it either. I 100% support their right to protest though. Because I treasure the right to free speech in this country. If you don't, then why don't you move to Pakistan where they don't tolerate such things. because I'm English, not pakistani. anti-British troop demonstrations not welcome on British soil. Sorry, but you are wrong. If you want to live in a country, abide by its laws and don't demonstrate for changing them, or fuck off. You agreed wholeheartedly with the Poll tax then?

Self awareness is the first step to enlightenment LM. Have a smooth journey. I've lived an "enlightened" life mate, not brainwashed by left wing do gooder schoolies. Thanks anyway. Peace be upon you. Allah U Akbar you know your arabic then, presumably. Wonder why?

Then I would hazard a wild guess that you don't need your lugs douched.

Self awareness is the first step to enlightenment LM. Have a smooth journey. I've lived an "enlightened" life mate, not brainwashed by left wing do gooder schoolies. Thanks anyway. Peace be upon you. Allah U Akbar

After a bath , sinkful of warm water and a 50ml syringe. And go easy. I had to have mine done several years ago whilst on holiday in Corfu. The Doc showed me how easy it was to do it myself.

I do my own about once a month. The muck that comes out is ,at times, vile.

They're clearly scouting players from this lot; F.C. Las Vegas

Self awareness is the first step to enlightenment LM. Have a smooth journey.

Just googled- Bowie is 63.

How old is Bowie?

Thatcher ( please) Michael Caine (hope not) George Bush Snr Tom Cruise ( choking on an orange) Pope Adolf

Lille?

Nice one Paddy, where will you be based?

So, once again, next summer's transfer window- potentially the most crucial at the club in a while, will see us buying no-one as we go through the same tired old shit. " the club is for sale at the right price. " If he seriously wants rid, why not start the process now? Have a new owner in place by the end of the season so that another transfer window isn't wasted. My God, I really do despise the Fat Bastard.

for now You and sima, manc mag doesn't count Aye, Stevie'll be along to support you shortly and the two of you can hit out against the bad bad brownies all on your jack-jones. Two red-blooded Englishmen against the world. Well-adjusted people know that this kind of shit is an infringement on personal rights no matter how you paint it. sadly, you know absolutely nothing of me and my backround when you say this. In my view, well adjusted people view those who preach that we should put up with this bollocks as their "rights" as being foolish pc correct imbeciles. and now he knows something about you.

You need a good anaesthetist mate.

Good luck mate. (See Toonraider for driving tips)

Less of the "we" old chap. You're on your own.

No excess poundage on me mate I have to find new and exciting ways to burn off the calories tho.

Afghanistan announce formation of homegrown Spice Girls; clicky

Where've you been hiding recently? Got myself one of those burkas mate. You should be legally obliged to keep your mug covered in public

Is a burkha a stupid gurkha?

Where've you been hiding recently?