Monkeys Fist

Not really surprising that ,though?

This was found on Wise' returned laptop, hence our interest

should just open up in Safari anyway, no?

The opposite on both counts. It had nothing to do with fairness- the poor got hammered and the rich,surprise surprise, got richer. But as Alex says, it did finish the Witch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community_Charge I was a non-payer, and proud of it.

...older brother Damon is a Twat... FYP

If Tony Montana shagged Earl Hickey.... ( and I would rather watch that than look at that shirt again!)

His sister Jessica is a babe.

How many Skunks does it take to change a lightbulb? A phew.

I'd have given a pen like. I suspect I might be a teeny bit biased

Penalty to Arse. Feckin hell! Bit harsh on Puyol. 2-2

Walcott. 1-2 Arse have their tails up. Henry about to come on.

2-0 Ibrahimovic. Easy

Got 2 canaries for the price of one today they were going cheap.

They look like they've just been caught wanking by their Dad's. All three? By all three dads? At the same time? Not a situation I'm overly familiar with so I'll have to take your word for it! Sticky Biscuit.

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me... 'Oi, what's your disability?' I said 'Tourettes! Now fuck off you cunt!'

A lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins in Newcastle today. It was a turtle disaster.

I winnit bother meself I might give it a go......Not going to be deturd Top punnery there CT This thread has just hit the skids. Best nip it now.

They look like they've just been caught wanking by their Dad's.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her

I winnit bother meself

Might give him a ring

Art lover walks into a bar and sees Van Gogh having a pint. He asks Vincent if he would like a drink Van Gogh says " No ,thanks, I've got one 'ere."

We will though. And thats why he'll probably be getting booed by Christmas. I dont think we will. Surely relegation has to have tempered expectations. I'll be happy with some clever signings from Mr Carr and Hughton, some battling performances and Europe. :angry: