Monkeys Fist

Inglourious Basterds. Enjoyed it, opening scene was superb. I know it's Tarantino, but I found some of the gore to be gratuitous. E.G. The final scene- we all know what Aldo is about to do, surely a cut-away with Landt's screams would be more effective? I'm not squeamish , just thought it unneccesary. All in all though, good movie.

Just caught the 2nd half of Wistaaam v Arses. As much as I detest the winging graceless Twat, Wenger's subs completely turned the game.

The one for Beckham's perfumes over Christmas set my teeth itching.

Off out with the Chimp for her first time sledging at Rising Sun. Global warming my arse!

Low blow Luke.

So the price is now £130 million? Hmm, working on Ashleys model, if I replace my central heating with paraffin heaters, camping stove in place of the cooker, then my house is worth £50 grand more. Result.

Fuckin hell Fist, you've nicked my inventory!!!! you mean itinerary Did you call my pint itinerant? You piscatorial pedant

Just to stir the shite a bit.. Isn't Nolan our best striker currently? *bah, beaten at the line by canofbeans*

He'd be one of the first names I'd target, which means we'll go through next season with Ryan Taylor at RB again. I don't see owt wrong with keeping Simpson on as a back-up. There's no way Ashley will finance the whole new team that we need so we may as well grasp some squad depth while we can. why get him back he left us! Yeah, too right. And that Milner can fuck off too! Never darken our door you quality, versatile Twat. FFS. Muppet.

Bloody Hell Toonraider! Hope all goes well on Monday. I'm sure I speak for everyone by saying I'll be rooting for you.

Always thought you older mate. All the best

Since Mrs. Fist is busy baking a new chimplet, New Years Eve this year is a night in, home cooked meal( pan-fried salmon fillet with prawns and White wine sauce) and a film night; The Wrestler Inglourious Basterds. Living the high life Happy New Year everyone. May all your hopes and dreams come true.

Shane?

Aye, I was thinking £1-2 million max. Grab it and run.

How much d'you reckon we'd get for Joseph B, assuming anyone else wants him?

dont laugh at what im about to say but.................i think he is a changed man keep him he is the best creative mid fielder we have. great passer and great battler Sorry.... Based on what ?

I concur Mr. Fish. Get rid...

You got the Jamie Oliver app for the iPhone? well worth it J69 can only get a Fanny Craddock app for his phone, fuming. If he sticks to the recipe though, his doughnuts will look like Fanny's.

Lad at work today said he was originally sentenced to life, appealled, and was given the death sentence. Anyone know if this is correct?

They're asking £100 million ransom. Had two firm offers. Expected release date: end of the week.

I expect the Sun's headline to be along the lines of; "CHINESE TAKEAWAY CRACKER"

Fucking hell! what the fuck was enrique thinking playing that last free kick on the deck????????/ 2 points very definately dropped.

more chances in this first half than we had all of last season. Got to get one in- when we do , Derby will fold imo.

check your box mate