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  1. Stop. The programme, above, is not really on. He is making it up. Booo!
  2. Take away KOL and you might be onto a winner. Add Thrice, RHCP and Brand New though. Actually not much muse either please. :lol: in other words, write a whole new list
  3. Seen them live a few times. Hilarious "Does Humour Belong in Music?"
  4. Heard Stevie was banned and couldn't face life without him.
  5. Stevie passed on 10/02/2010 "Yanks- cunts the lot of them" Look North are running a special on Stevie's banning tonight at 9:30pm BBC2 http://www.bbc.co.uk/looknorth/insideout/s...youreatwat=8976
  6. Bubba was the nickname my match going buddies and I used for Titus. Came about, as these things do, one game when ,in reaction to one of Titus' regulation howlers, one of us piped up with "But he know evrathang der is to know bout shrimp"- hence Bubba Stephen Carr is also only ever referred to as Sid. Shit Irish Dwarf
  7. ...and serve it with croutons
  8. Serve it as " Crunchy Veg Broth". Did you boil the split peas before adding them to the soup? Course he didn't the guppie. Oops! Live & Learn.
  9. Serve it as " Crunchy Veg Broth". Did you boil the split peas before adding them to the soup?
  10. Some gobsmacking pics just been released- portrays the scale of it like nothing I've seen before. Gallery Here
  11. Thought this was the right thread to post this! I pissed myself reading it
  12. Tripod Bramble which ties in with what Stevie was saying. I wouldn't want to give him the credit, even if it is true. Tadpole Bramble? Always been Bubba for me Titus Bubba from Forest Gump
  13. Had this belting out on the way home from work- Love it!
  14. Cheers Enoch, but I'm sure I'll cope ok Patel Does your xenophobia stretch to Hinduism now? The use of the name Patel has been discussed. You really are totally brainwashed, xenophobia !! Typical hand wringer no nowt. Know nowt, Shirley ok mohammed. What are you studying at school tomorrow English- you should try it sometime. Expand your life experience.
  15. You have to admit; at that, he is the master To the point Fop vapourised in a fit of Alex induced apoplexy? What happened to Fop? Leazes went off on his crusade again and Peasepud didn't feel the need to have asecret identity any more. Fop wasn't the poster we wanted, he was the poster we deserved ok.... it's ten to midnight- can i have that in english?
  16. You have to admit; at that, he is the master To the point Fop vapourised in a fit of Alex induced apoplexy? What happened to Fop?
  17. I wish they didn't - I was forced to suffer it though in fairness out of the 3 things we did for 'O' level it was the least shit behind Chaucer and fucking Dickens. B&Q just don't compare man.
  18. Goes without saying and anyone who GENUINELY likes them is a total cunt by definition. No one can enjoy them surely?? Saying you enjoy that is like you enjoy getting your teeth pulled out without anaesthetic. Goes without saying. Infact some Uni or other should do research into the saddo's who watch this shit...Probably some kind of syndrome or other.. I bet there's a higher percentage of paedo's watch them than those who don't. Convinced of it. Wrong uns. ...now you're just takin the piss I'm with you on the "american" sports but don't mess with ice hockey alright......it's brilliant and if you aren't a fan you just haven't watched enough. Puffs
  19. Monkeys Fist

    Me mobiles fucked

    what kind of phone is it Stevie? my nokia came with software and a cable so i could attach it to the computer and read and transfer everything onto the hard drive. It's my work mobile but there's personal stuff on there I don't want anyone knowing about at work, so I want to get the cunt off etc If I knew a shop in the top that could help me I'd just pay to have it fixed. I aint got a cable for it, but my mate reckons his will work on mines. It's a standard Nokia 6300.
  20. There ,there petal, now have a bath and a nice cup of cocoa Shut up you mug. Quality riposte there Einstein It was compared to yours son.
  21. There ,there petal, now have a bath and a nice cup of cocoa Shut up you mug. Quality riposte there Einstein
  22. There ,there petal, now have a bath and a nice cup of cocoa
  23. Cheers Enoch, but I'm sure I'll cope ok Patel Does your xenophobia stretch to Hinduism now? The use of the name Patel has been discussed. You really are totally brainwashed, xenophobia !! Typical hand wringer no nowt. Know nowt, Shirley
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