Monkeys Fist

Can I call you "Sugar" danny?

Its a fuckin wank song to adopt innit? They should have picked " Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me " by Elton John

I'd heard a rumour that Shearer rubbed both sets of goals with a chesse & onion pasty before kick off. Worked wonders

how soon before another jordan sex tape is "leaked" btw pair of em a waste of skin

He's recoiling in horror at the Alien baby emerging from the smog shirt sleeve

We could do better but we could also do a lot, lot worse, it's hardly the first area we need to strengthen in. x2

Aah, should be tatooed on the chest of every child born in the RVI

My precious, Gollum loves the Goalses, yeees he does

This is getting framed you should frame this one instead... Fuck it.Both are going up

Wa Hey..... Geordies in India

This is getting framed

Fucking Superb. Martins...... mystery, wrapped in a conundrum, sealed in an enigma. But who cares Get in ya wee bastid.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/35...lm-factory.html

Out with a fist inj apparently. I never touched him Officer.....

*switches on eternal optimist mode* 2-1 Beye header 38 mins Owen Arse deflection 64 mins theirs by K.D. Fiddler 82 mins, just to make us shite it for the whistle.

Shearers tactics for the remaining games

I'm sure you have no clue of the details of his 'misadventure'. I am glad you think fucking a 13 year old girl up the arse is just a misadventure. It is if he was aiming for the front bum!

New Spartacus inspired game; I'M SOCCERMOM!

I'm amazed ANYONE with a degree of intelligence still believes Soccermom could be a lass. Men usually arent that bitchy. Well, as a rule anyway. Maybe they're women, masquerading as blokes?

Even with a 100% slut quota, I'd rather eat my own head.

We're not going to lose, I'm totally relaxed about it, Boro are shit IF we do lose we deserve to be relegated twice straight in to League One. We'll win 1-0 tonight and it will be comfortable. Can't believe it's not sold out, telly or not. Like a rapier blade of clarity, stevie nails it again

You evidently haven't witnessed him at close quarters... he's absolutely gash man! Before he came to you he was one of the most highly rated young defenders in the world. Bassong on the other hand, no one had heard of. Weird how things work out. young? he's27-8 is he not?

wining- verbally and of the grape juice variety

All things come to those who bait.....