Monkeys Fist

As we speak Jokin Ear is hammering a deal for "top striker" kevin Phillips.

"free replacement Champeenshit crests for every mug that bought the new shirt!*" *only £1 per stitch for season ticket holders. £2 otherwise.

I'm an atheist. Thank God

iphone does all of the above, and its a phone/mini satnav/ star trek phaser etc etc etc ( guess who just got one )

This tbh.

Time to apply the Democratic Principle to the great " is it Howey" question. Mr Thomas gets my vote.

Quality article that. To answer the op. No, tears are not on the cards. Been prepared for it, like most on here, since about January. Not going to make it any more palatable IF it happens. Tears are for women*. *insert your own inflammatory group here

Whisky for breakfast Pud?

Shop assistants counting back change, a la Peter Kay; " 5's 10 and, £3's your £5 , and £5 ..........." fuck off, just gimme the bastard change!

You can donate the £50 to Amnesty International Stevie!

White Supremasist Coffee Morning?

People who eat with their mouth open-ffs man! Evolve!

Welcome to boards Italian Mag. Err .... Alphabetti spaghetti (is it a game?)

Cake, jelly and ice cream to you both lads.

Andy Thomas, on the left?

Can you try 2-2-1?

One for Stevie...

Surely there must be disquiet amongst the fans? O'neil needs to man up and admit that hes wrong. Pots and fucking kettles Dougie!

And the word was............ Gettofuckyouannoyingcockneywanker.

*clue; how "friendly" are mackems with their sisters?* Aye I got this one - the family on the right hand side is a bit incesteous don't you think? The ebay item one though... jesus, man put some kegs on before you take a pic! Spurs fan by the looks of it

Fuck off. Say what you mean Alex he doesn't get subtlety

http://www.yourrights.org.uk/faqs/criminal...al-record.shtml both right-ish

What was it like over there for the Hatton Pacman fight? the streets were silent. then very loud. cinemas were showing it. then the homecoming was insane, national day of celebration etc... shame he's spoiling it all by trying to become a politician. I would like Marvellous Marvin as my M.P. "Pay my expenses, Sucka!"