Monkeys Fist

Terry’d yp

He was never the same after his Dad, Cheick, passed away.

Given their proclivities, it’d just be “Ho”.

I was at the pool earlier and needed a pee. Thought I'll just go up the deep end and do it. But the life guard still caught me. Fucker blew his whistle that loud I nearly fell in.

The King is visiting Scotland on a cold January day and goes into a butcher's. He's perusing the meat counter while the butcher sits on the radiator. "Is that your Ayrshire bacon?" he asks. "No sir, I'm just warming my haunds"

Wykiki in the background there- “ Appen I were tekking a brew and this yank CUNT!!! were screaming and mithering ovver t’barms!”

7 in a row now, isn’t it?

Did you work for The Sport in the 90s?

Listened to the first track- “I Swear, I Really Wanted to Make a “Rap” Album But This Is Literally the Way the Wind Blew Me This Time“ Not that impressed on first listen. Second track - “ The Slang Word Pussy Rolls Off The Tongue With Far Better Ease Than The Proper Word Vagina. Do You Agree?” Better. I’ll have two of whatever he was on when he came up with the track titles.

In a slight break from the Everton love in

My teeth started itching when I saw how he’d spelled neutral.

With friends like you, who needs enemas… …(of the state).

That jacket cost him 30p.

Scouse Mackems, innit blud?

Appropriately, given how medieval the place is, it’s a bit like the dancing plague that happened in France, stress-induced mass hysteria, except instead of dancing, it’s sitting in their Mam’s attics bashing a keyboard whilst frothing at the mouth.

Scouse Mackems deducted 10 points due to something that had the square root of fuck all to do with NUFC. SMB… Rent free.

How dare you , sir! Bootlicking our “superiors” is a fine British tradition. Do you hate Britain?

He’ll be devastated he’s missing his Friday pints. Poor lad. 😉

There’s two ways of interpreting that tweet, I’m going with Dyche and the players regretting signing for them.

It’s like a competitive eating contest in the replies… so many chomps.