Monkeys Fist

How to cheer me up before the weekend .........

Any of this pair married? If so, there's your answer.

based on nowt but hopeless optimism- automatic ( as Champs naturally).

Stevie B Nice one mind.

Blagdon farm shop- smoked northumbrian.

Newcastle v Citeh. Shes on the dumper How fitting.

Got to say Ive really liked it on here this week. Not missed the attendances arguments and general cuntery at all. Has everyone been on the mellow pills?

Wouldn't surprise me if we end up keeping him. Just a feeling like.

The advert on kids tv for Lelli Kelly shoes. The ad is bad enough, but the fucking music- makes my bones itch!

Looking a bit "sparse" there King Willie.

The worrying fact is we still do!

:lol:

fair point, But, do you really care what another team's fans think of us? If they're ignorant enough to be suckered in by blindingly loaded media articles etc, why should we give a toss about them? Let them wind themselves up into a fucking frenzy about us- their high blood pressure, not mine.

Scouse mackems- what did you expect?

I would go for Gib to start with. not too much of a culture shock( do you speak any languages?), not too far to zip back home for visits etc. Rent out your house(in England) for the 1st 6 months, so if it doesn't work, you have somewhere to come back to. I would imagine your future employers will help you with the legal side of things( again, Gib should be less hassle).

Guardiola- untried inexperienced former captain wins Champions League at 1st attempt. There's hope for us yet.

Big Ron? Please say he could do well for us, pleeeeeease.

There's been a murrrderrrr Alex.

you fucking beauty! Cheer up Alex.

Permanent, I think. I'm a bit fed up where I am and just fancy a really big change. I'm sure different countries will have different regulations, but a general checklist or a reliable resource to look at would be handy. It's obviously going to be quite a big change so if anyone has any advice* that would be ace. *Any advice more in depth than Jimbo's. Depends on many factors- your age, trade or profession, where you want work etc What do you do ?

They've got form- remember Cardiff?

And Pleat shite, and Tyldsley (is it?) woeful. Poor Teddy- having to share a hotel with these two donkeys AND Townsend!

Are you talking a permanent move or seasonal?

Sublime is the word. Messi outstanding.

"Tubbs" O'Leary is available.