Monkeys Fist

If that story is true, I'm shaking my head. That is the sort of thing the cowardly dippers would do. If they were 10 or 20 of Man Utd's firm I'd have liked to see them do that. Think you're getting the gist wrong there mate.There was no malice or bad blood in it. the mancs were laughing too tbf.

A Star Called Henry By Roddy Doyle. Cracking book, about a kid growing up in Dublin during the Rebellion.

Sexy librarian hunt

The square just up from real pastyshop in cardiff- 1/2 hour before game a sea of Black & White, 2 daft Reds come waddling round the corner oblivious. Rather than turn round and leg it, they decide to walk thru us. lad 6 ft from me asks one if he wants a pint? The red is shocked but like an idiot says yes please...... within 30 seconds they must've had a good few gallon of beer tipped over their sorry heads. The coppers were watching all this from a few yards away, and laughed like monkeys at the dumb Reds. We all knew we were in for a pasting on the pitch ,so were there for the crack- one of the best.

what you meant

Do I really spot a moustache there?! Nah, bumfluff.... Had a few sleepless nights ,poor love. Hope he breaks his fuckin' leg

Shit that Martins ,like

wasn't someone else on here a book monger? p.s. I await the inevitable swarm of lechery That was me, a filth book monger..... It's a class job and I would love it, except it's in sunderland. Really need to get into the new city library when it opens! All large print Janet & John Then?

Who's he? Wise? You ARE kidding?

Cunt. http://timesonline.typepad.com/thegame/200...iggest-dan.html Not sure if this has been posted ... Makes a change from the usual slagging we get.

Charles WHO?

Mom & Pop Dynamite prime numpties too then?

You numpty Herion addiction is not always, In fact Rarely , a reflection of the addict's parent. I'm surprised you didn't apply the same "logic" to the parents of the Gay couple

Lloyd Webber and Sly Stallones mam- never seen together!

Take some blue pop- Light is to Moths as Blue Pop is to filth. Bag of cheesy chips should root out the tougher ones.

I'm sure he'll get a hearty welcome.. Something not a million miles from " Cat Funt, Uck Foff!" The brass fuckin neck of the bloke has to be admired I suppose.

If you see the video of what he actually said it's even less likely it was an insult. Just him grabbing hold of any old excuse basically. Agreed there Fopper Well me.. never thought would happen

Either; Nolan and Lovenkrands get injured within 1st 20 mins , leading to a team wide collapse and we get embarrassed in front of the nation OR; The lads finally realise what it's all about and, inspired by the rejuvenated Nolan, we smash the bottom feeding fuckers into the dirt where they belong. more likely dull as fuck 1-1

Paid for 72 hrs of kecks wear.. I've been missing a trick for years

Cheers. thought it must be

'Scuse my ignorance, I've really not been arsed lately, but is the game on tv? I'm assuming it is being moved to Sunday

Saggy ones, tho but?

Would you even know how to find it? Just below your chin from what i hear Well you and they are wrong! I'll have you know ya gotta lift me apron fold and poke around to find it actually! Not for the faint hearted tho, wear a gas mask cos as you can see from my pic I only bathe on special occasions. If you don't have a mask I can lend you my ex's hazmat suit. It's real sexy!! He wouldn't touch me without wearing it. sounds like a fanny on to me.

There's a joke in there somewhere. Dressing up. Rings. I'll leave it there. no need - hear them all all ready................... It's that or the full Maori moko Bit tongue always pleases the Goilz