Monkeys Fist

imagine the fat basser listening to House of Pain......... jump jump jump Cause a bliddy earthquake

Fat man on a diet don't try it!*listens to house of pain* Cypress Hill? 'tis they

I don't think he is a better defender than Enrique and if we are looking at someone who used to smash the ball in from 30 yards ever now and then lets re-sign Robert. joni mitchell-big yellow taxi

Just by looking at the pair of them , it's not too difficult to say they aren't the healthiest eaters. If the guy does the exercise he claims too( drag the dog about etc), then he really is shovelling in the cakes to still be this massive. He has a choice- loose weight or remain childless. Get on a diet fatty

I sent in " Shite with Sugar on". no reply

Good compilation, btw 2J.

Push yourself over the edge, watch the Beardsley and Shearer ones next That's just evil-have a word with yourself

anyone ever snapped their banjo string?

Nowt to worry about- Shurla has signed up til 2040 remember.

Fnarr Fnarr, Gack

I refer you to my posting name..... With a melon in it

we'd have to change the song- " Shoe Bomb If you love the toon Shoe bomb if you love the toon...."

1'45 in- the look on Shearers face, pure surprise" fuck me he scored"

:icon_lol: Apart from the obvious, what are women good for ?? Most men nowadays do ironing, cooking. washing, hoovering etc, so why do we need 'them' ??? Apart from programmes with Claire Sweeney in last like last night of course - hubba hubba They're here to remind us, constantly , to do the above tasks, then check em, then decide it isn't up to scratch and do it themselves-which is why i've stopped doing em, apart from cooking as she can burn water

Phew, and theres me thinking when Owen fucks off we'd be left without a proven goalscorer..... I can relax now

Mrs.Fist (ahem) insists on having fish suppers still in the full paper, but with a plate underneath, onto which she squirts ketchup.WILL NOT have the ketchup on the paper beside her chips.Then every chip is dipped into the sauce ,under the paper. womenkind=Mentalists

Err.. that'll be Celtic then.

When is it released? Am I right in thinking Michael Sheen, the guy who played Blair and Frost, is playing Clough in the film?

Have Findus been struggling lately? Just a thought......." Hm ......Insurance" I too remember the sign, on Salters Road, where Findus were Proud sponsors of Longbenton.What exactly did they sponsor? the large number of frozen food discount stores in the shopping centre? The Adopt a Scabby Dog then let it shite all over every path within 5 miles Scheme

R.I.P. Ron Anyone seen those insurance ads with Iggy? Oh Dear......... Iggy........ Shame on you

bald headed, naked smoking only for me then.

VAT- is it a luxury item or a necessity?

Look the catagories are there. I have finished an extensive questionaire. Pin the fucker, fill the fucker and shut the fucker. come on lets get going Most tolerant poster

Most Pedantic Poster (guess who) Most Racist whilst trying not to be Biggest Anorak Best Non NUFC fan Poster Chomp of the Year