Monkeys Fist

20 normally....shudder to think in coming weeks

Classic.Where did you pull that from? Agree btw. Can't really blame Keegan for walking,or the current state of affairs.

Quite simply-no We aren't too good by any measure.We are far from safe this year. Bizarrely, I thought i'd be seething at the prospect of the drop, but it just leaves me feeling...." Meh". Weird Cheers Mike, you useless twat.

The indignation.... he calls his boss disgusting (Work safe but fruity language)

i notice they all kept their socks on....amateurs

You'll get over it. A tenner is three pints to a student man! it's a whole night out, isn't it? Froch fight was cracking last night.

Hope this case goes all the way, with every detail brought out in the open.That way we'll know which one out of ashley or Keegan is the liar....(i suspect I may know already but...)

Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle....... and a liar

Richard Reid has complained to HMP officials as a small minority of Geordie inmates have been singing "Richard, where's your ball, Richard Richard where's your ball" Footballism at it's most vile imo

skinny Queequeg please?

Always shakes the cobwebs off in the morning

politics, crime and God... classic. seriously though, how fucked up?

Dykery,Catholic Guilt,Transgenderism, ...... just another day on toontastic tbf

Decent article about similarities at Blackburn and Sunderland: http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story...os1&cc=5901 Good arictle- I particularly enjoyed the last line

I agree it was a pretty dumb thing to sing given the palaver over the same song last year.Especiallly since football fans en masse are reknowned for their well thought out and reasoned actions I would have thought, though , that the " Get your tits out for your Dad" song, sung far more often at Boro, would knock the "bomb" chant into a cocked hat as far as offensiveness goes*. Never once heard any one complain about it........... I wonder why? * still makes me chuckle tho

advertising Clit Bang? Is that soccermom's cleaning fluid of choice? HaH, like she cleans down there. It's worn down like a rifle barrel, needs the occasional oiling, but that's about it. He/She 's not here to defend such scurrilous badinage!!!! Probably true mind

I fear this should be re-titled the Male PMT thread..... is it full moon?

advertising Clit Bang? Is that soccermom's cleaning fluid of choice?

Thank the lord!! we might have a hope of staying up now..... What's Barry Fry up to these days?

Happy Birthday gents.. maybe at this stage of the evening i should say.. Hap.. hap...arrgh ya fecker....yer a good un yee like.... habby.. habby burda.. aagh fugit.

I'm not SMO. If I was I'd be talking about how big his cock is, how everywoman is begging for him, how cheryl cole would be lucky to have him...blah, blah, blah, etc etc... No offence SMO, just yankin' ya crank I guess none of you guys are affiliated with any women who find this kind of thing a turn on. Fantasies are healthy, and can really add steam in bed if you discuss them. :icon_lol: I find Jalfrezi has a similar effect

Jordan is danny b-the whole Spurds thing was just a cunning ploy.He's took the hump and gone and got bladdered and rang Virgin.

Clever lad. What's the point of shit like this?

Fop et al