Monkeys Fist

Defence like Penfolds blanket fort.

Me and Mrs. F. are rewatching the first series of True Detective. Fantastic stuff.

Tut tut tut.

I think you’re confusing it with the Funny Pictures Thread, grandad.

Word of warning lads- don’t try to come up with Egypt puns when driving. I just did, crashed and now that’s my Karnak’ed.

What?

I’m pretty sure Ajax was founded by a travelling… … fuck it, you all know the score.

This made me involuntarily clench my sphinxter.

Calm down there Giza.

I Siwa scraping the barrel for Egypt puns now…

Aswan punnist to another, that was terrible.

The fact that during the time of the Prince Bishops, sunderland was little more than a few pig sheds isn’t important here, Durham belongs to sunlin’.

Well, if Luxor anything to go by…

It’ll be collectors getting them in before he fucks off somewhere else. edit; wouldn’t surprise me if it also our polydactyl marrows, because fwends.

By “make a thing” do you mean historical fact, marrow?

I like driving up behind Speed Bumps and laying on the airhorn as I pull out to pass them. Always raises a giggle watching them freak out in the mirror.

Mag behaviour

Lee, when we said we needed to strengthen our defence, we did not mean you could spend £10,000 on a blanket fort for your office. Goodbye

“ I’m afraid we’re going to have to let you go Lee, because, no, Netto Yellow Label is NOT the same as Tetleys.”

It’ll be a right fuck-on changing his nappy when he’s got this lot on.

This picture raises questions for me. Primarily, in fact, exclusively, “ Imagine the state of her back pipe”.

I wonder what Penfold is up to now? I hope he’s memorised which of his gaffers have two sugars and which have sweeteners by now.

Fyp.