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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Shaft! John Shaft! He’s a dead motherfu… Shut yo mouth! Rest in Pussy.
  2. I’d definitely give a it play through as his lass. 👍
  3. Aye, the second is a bit different, but it’s worth it.
  4. There’s a sunderland in Queensland, near Taroom, but it’s so small and insignificant it isn’t named on Google maps/earth. https://mapcarta.com/29977988/Map Fuck yeah!
  5. This is a great game- First person like Far Cry, with some great play mechanics. There’s a sequel which is equally good, if not better.
  6. This bloke? Shoulder patches are a classic Toucher sign.
  7. Not her hand- some random passerby who was holding a cheeysey chip. Got pulled in by the vortex.
  8. Hardly surprising … Would you fuck a mackem?
  9. Well done Phstevie, you thundercunt. He’s even had the sex, TWICE!!
  10. Given his name, that would be almost instant. ( reported myself… fuck off).
  11. He looks like he enjoyed himself- nice frock but the wig is dodgy.
  12. Anyone who invites their dad and or father-in-law on their stag is asking for it tbh. Also, anyone sticking their Manmeet through a hole in Amsterdam can’t complain if it goes awry.
  13. Milburn- won three FA CUPS. McDonald- won fuck all Terry Hibbitt - won fuck all Kevin Keegan - won fuck all Shearer - won fuck all Sir Les - won fuck all etc.
  14. I was just pointing out that time served is not necessarily a factor in Legend status. *cough
  15. I don’t think him winning owt precludes him from having earned that status tbh. Let’s say he has to retire a season before we lift the Title. He will have played a massive part in getting there. He’s up there with Shearer, Sir Les, KK, Killer, Liam O, already for me.
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