Monkeys Fist

Pope Sell him and buy Englands No. 1 on a 8yr contract. Then immediately buy Pope back (fuck FFP) and hoy T-Rex in the reserves… don’t even give the little cunt a squad number.

Sven-Goran Eriksson has been diagnosed with a terminal cancer and given less than a year. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67942943 Crikey!

She might be updating her CV?

Alex Jones is a psy-op. Here she is speaking Russian or something

When did Parky have a stroke then?

Sweeyt Dayvid!!!

Titus Bramble he boot to big for he gotdamn feet!

I’ve woken up with the Dreaded Lurgy. My arse thinks it’s an Icelandic volcano and I reckon I’ll be saying to my breakfast soon too. Love January.

No fucking way!!!!

Dutty

Diddy

I’m not in to the old egg-chasing but he was a fucking legend. Fucking beast of a player.

Died

Who is it?

Which one? His weekend garb… Or the “ Night out in Julies”

If you’re going to one-arm huffy hoy something, make sure you can actually pick it up first.

Aye, but they have to paint the away end black and white- these are the rules now.

“ Si’ thee Geoffrey, grand tha could come along to gi’ uz tha thoughts on’t’ crigget … … but first, dost tha beat tha wife, lad?”

“ Hi, I’m Mr. Fist, I’ve been a member of Toontastic since … err… a canny while. As well as posting pictures of tiddies and making jokes I enjoy ridiculing our Free Beer Neighbours down the road. I used to have a season ticket, bought a few shady ones, saw us get humped at Wembley and Cardiff, and I’m not a Septic. I embrace the inclusive culture of the club as I truly believe that everyone, regardless of race, sexuality, or politics, is a whopping cunt. How much do we get paid for this?” #votefistfo’fanthingy

Seems cuntishness is rife among footballers … * *

I’m with the mackems here like, not so much with the scarfs but the breakfast snack bars they also gave out- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOME TRADITIONAL ENGLISH POCKET CHEEEYSE?????