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Monkeys Fist

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  1. If they whack a pantomime horse’s head on whoever their assistant gaffer is they’ll not even notice that Klopp’s not on the bench.
  2. Had to listen to 2nd half on radio as I was picking Fist Jnr. up from the Airport. In summary. Wilson… BRUNO!!!…
  3. A mobius strip walks in to a bar, orders a beer , then bursts out crying. That barman asks if there’s something wrong? Strip says “ Where do I even begin? “
  4. As thick as she is, and she’s thicker than whale spunk, there’s a lot of people in the replies who think she’s saying the laptop was hidden 66 years ago, as opposed to being withheld for the next 66yrs.
  5. Fuck. Sorry to hear that mate, not much I can say to cheer you up, but as Alex says, best of luck to your Mam.
  6. Good to here the old knees are still working.
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