Monkeys Fist

Wait until he’s up before the beak in his first magistrates court herring.…

I’ve seen more than I care to of full, wife-beating mullets here as well, often paired with a ridiculously sparse ‘tache. If Fist Jnr. ever sports one, he’ll be introduced to some 1970s parenting, and a pair of clippers

Is there an echo in here, in here?

I’m sure that’s illegull.

I mean, walking out after 20 minutes isn’t very loyal is it?

Aye, bits of it- Trigger was funny. As you say though, it’s very southern.

I’m not the biggest fan of that show, no.

Doesn’t he already mine for worthless coins?

Well… fuck me

Errm, there’s something fucky here. Sid died in Jan 2022.

Fuck me, bad day to an old, black legend.

Not even trying to hide it, are they?

Skin, I’d say.

I’m genuinely quite happy I’m bald because there some some fucking rank haircuts knocking about just now.

Fist Jnr is currently going through a minor rebel stage, and went to get his hair cut at one of the several hundred Turkish barbers in Forest Hall. I’ve had his fucking life since about 5pm last night when he came in, calling him King Henry

Dyche waddles in to the changing room, slaps a copy of your post on the wall, and says ” Hands up if you’d like to read this out to the lads?”…

Oof, just read your whole post. Sorry.

If you don’t want to read all the replies, some red scouse turn up…

@Howay can I have your babies mate?

THINGS YOU THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER DO-No. 358

Also.

Btw, hats off whoever posted this reply Rattled. (Click the replies and you’ll see the full image )