Monkeys Fist

No team have ever scored 10 … oh hang on, there’s 6 as I was saying, no team has scored 10 in a single PL game… yet.

Strained his back picking the ball out of his net 5 FUCKING TIMES IN HALF AN HOUR.

I’m not waiting for full-time

Have you bought that Spuds lad a beer, or has he caught an early plane home?

Eddie’s halftime talk… “ Crack on lads”

I said earlier, we should leave Murphy on for the second half, and bring on 10 lasses from the women’s team. Shithouse supreme.

Given how slow they update their feed, we’re probably still only 3-0 up on there

Any of you lads on Twitter, fill your boots at 3pm.

Still trying to find the offside for the first goal.

I reckon we should give the NUW lasses a shot in the second half.

We’ve scored roughly every 4 minutes. At this rate, I expect it to be 20-0. xG my hoop.

Have you bought him a … Hang on, that’s 5-0!!!! so, buy the poor cunt a pint

4-0 We’re going for double figures before half time here.

Still only 3-0 here.

He missed

We haven’t scored for 3 fucking minutes. HOWE OUT.

3 fucking nil

Joooooooooooooelinton

Fucking pick that out

I think he’s predicted a home win without realising.

Still makes me hoot