Monkeys Fist

“Feeling juicy” I fucking love this lad.

I’m impressed CT hasn’t got any Leffe/Burger/Ketchup/Piss stains on his white tent tbh.

I suspect wor Terry is a current, or former, poster having a little giggle- not sure who, tbh, but crack on … unless it’s Quiff, then get fucked However, it could equally be a real, live, six-digited inbreed, which would be even funnier.

This is one of the reasons I’m actually really fucking excited about what’s coming under Howe. He’s not just turned around one underperforming player, he’s done it to an entire squad, in less than a full season. He’s not a world beating manager, yet*, but he’s a fucking incredible coach. *I have no doubt whatsoever that he will become one, very quickly.

Nee botha

Daft hat. In his bedroom. Shit team.

We’ve already seen 11 tits getting exposed, and you want more?

Dibnahed YP

Losing the plans to the second Death Star will do that.

Alreet Quiff?

I reckon HMHM is moonlighting on the official NUFC twitter account.

We should put the lads we want to sell on Groupon, just for the laugh.

That includes shit, shave and shower time.

If you open your window in about 10 minutes, you’ll be able to hear it.

Full time. 6-1. Can’t wait for the nibbles the changing room pic will get.

This game reminds me of when I’d be travelling back from Aberdeen after three weeks away, getting titty pics off Mrs. F. In the door, up the stairs, 10 minutes later… Spent…

£60 million. Yet to score

No team have ever scored 10 … oh hang on, there’s 6 as I was saying, no team has scored 10 in a single PL game… yet.

Strained his back picking the ball out of his net 5 FUCKING TIMES IN HALF AN HOUR.

I’m not waiting for full-time