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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Jesus. Remind me, they went in “ to stop the Neo-Nazis from terrorising the population” , aye? Fuck Putin.
  2. If you liked Wolf Hall, the Shardlake books by C.J.Sansom might tickle your literary nethers.
  3. “Retruthed” What a fucking bloat.
  4. That’s Vic Reeves. Gets mistaken for Jim a lot.
  5. Aye, I tried calling it Jungle Meat, but people seemed to prefer “Chicken”.
  6. Anyone know what he’s saying here? I can’t understand his daft accent.
  7. I went to the library the other day and asked the librarian if they had any books on turtles. “ Hard back?” she asked, ” Yeah, four flippers and a little head”.
  8. One of them is from sunderland, which makes this even better.
  9. Sticking your neck out there a bit, aren’t you?
  10. I’m surprised Shell aren’t all over it.
  11. Meanwhile the French use the warm water from the nuclear process to keep their crocodile farm toasty. https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g196711-d2268795-Reviews-La_Ferme_aux_Crocodiles-Pierrelatte_Drome_Auvergne_Rhone_Alpes.html Hon Hon Hon!
  12. Tbf, he needed a lot of storage space for his Head Weetabix. Depending on the weather, he could go through a dozen a day.
  13. Once she’s found someone else to support her, I’d expect.
  14. Will he be using his “outraged” account, or the one he follows 14yr old lasses on?
  15. It’s not out here until 28th Sep. Looking forward to it, tbh.
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