Monkeys Fist

No.

Hours from now, CT will be unable to raise a smile, wrapped up and immobile on the outdoor sofa/rats nest while the family keep up a constant supply of Bhuna and Lemsip.

Remember this cunt? Let’s see… 2010-2016. Cameron- Fucked a pig, then the country 2016-2019. May - Fucked the country a bit more. 2019- 2022 Johnson- Criminal, Fucked the country back to the Middle Ages. ( Also fucked a pig) 2022- 2022. Truss. - Country already fucked, so fucked her Chancellor right up the hoop. Killed the Queen. Starmer may a bit dull, but I’d quite like a dull, competent PM for a change, and I don’t think he has any history with farm animals which is a bonus.

Mrs. F. bought some Rainbow lipstick which came in a crystal glass holder. She was all set to give me a nosh, but changed her mind after reading Julie Andrews’ autobiography, which said it’d make my junk taste like a baboon’s armpit, or words to that effect… “Superfragilecolouredlipstickmakesthedicksatrocious” , apparently

Goonied YP

And easier to lay, so the rumours would have it.

I think I said when he did it, this kid’s dad is definitely Statto

She’s like someone turned Patel inside-out.

Technically aye, but it would be absolutely unprecedented and would probably see the end of the monarchy, so, crack on Chaz!

Ah, I thought you meant a mobile version of the ps5, on a tablet

What’s that now???

That’s’ so truth.

“ Thanks for calling son…”

Is it possible to have a negative number of followers on OnlyFans?

Aye, the other option is a hard border, which I’m sure certain folks on both sides would like, but fuck that noise.

Mrs. F won’t watch Bond films because “they’re just ridiculously far-fetched”.… …Loves the Bourne Trilogy

On a total tangent, and for some light relief (Mrs!), here’s Mick Lynch patiently destroying some Tories

So do I , if I’m honest.