Monkeys Fist

Quite a few of them swallowed it.

My ward have just elected our first black councillors for 48years. I’m chuffed for her- it’s a pretty safe seat but progress is progress. 👍

Searched for a “ bottling fuck” gif… … used this instead.

I thought it was you with the orange wristband, having just heard donkey carts will be banned.

*note the brand

“ Eee, our Christmas! Have you shot your muck in the washing machine again? “ ” Sorry love, I got excited by the Bhuna lorry pulling up outside”.

I was going to say The Likely Lads, then I remembered Bolam is a cunt …and a mackem.

Gemmill’s going to be breaking his screen tapping the fuck out of it to get to Twitter

FYP

We should have Untrimmed Fannyuary next new year, a Festival of Funk. Not sure if it’ll help the bees but there’s a honeypot pun in there fighting to get out.

Finbarr Saunders is loving these last few posts.

Didn’t have pizza base, used 8 sacks of boiled rice. Didn’t have tomato ragu, either, used 6 FUCKING JARS OF LOYD GROSSMAN BHUNA!!!!!!

Makes duck pizza. Uses a flock.

Oh, I didn’t for one minute think there was. There can’t be - It’s got him in it.

CT’s weekly online shopping has arrived.

Billy is uncharacteristically quiet on his Twatter. #omens #heronfoods #stadiumoftramp

So I guess the question is, 10 years down the line, has CT turned his Mrs. in to a plasterer’s radio or is every sperm still sacred? ( Mrs. F. keeps a pack of wet wipes and a shower cap in her drawer ). Giddup!

As much as I’m on the side of Ukraine, that reads, very much, like anti-Russian propaganda. I have no doubt shit like this, and worse, is being done , but this has a strong whiff about it. Ukraine doesn’t need anti-Russian propaganda.

I think you should. Enquiries from them might get a more appropriate response from your FA, whilst giving you some weighty back-up should your FA chose to be arseholes about it to you.

South Shields are no longer their friends, thanks to ex-legend Kevin “Mag Behaviour” Phillips posing next to Shearer’s statue. I sense a move on Gateshead in the sunderland’s Friends Table, especially since they’re on the up. Expect a raft of posts rewriting their non-existent history of mutual love, along with spurious claims of MLF membership by Gateshead born celebrities… … are there any Gateshead born celebrities?

There’s open access to a lot of university coursework, mainly US ones, which might be something both @PaddockLadand @Howmanheyman might find useful? With a bit of digging you could find something to scratch the learning itch without shagging the wallet. I’m bang in to my history, particularly medieval and pre-medieval Britain, and love reading about new theories/discoveries If you tell me what period/topic of history you’re interested in I’ll see if I can find any links and hoy them up later. … or you could buy a bucket and spade and dig up rusty spoons

Not that they’ve told you, anyway…

At todays murderous prices you’ll be paying £14.90 for 8 Ace. Might be a bit short.

That Lion is buzzing his tits off.

Do you not like him, then?