Monkeys Fist

It’s in the past.

CT going full Gillian McKeith at breakfast tomorrow.

Aye, unfortunately I reflexively hit the stop button when the square headed tit started flapping his gums, so I missed anything our new shortarse-in-chief had to say.

What happened in ‘Nham, stays in ‘Nham.

Piers fucking Corbyn was supposedly one of them. Not surprisingly.

Shit post 👎

Take it to HR.

Come and get it, Boris!

“ Sale- everything 99p!”

I’m not kink shaming, but… did you at least wipe your seat clean?

Sergioed YP 🥁🥁🥁

R.E.M. -Crush With Guyliner.

Peggy Lee?

Blatantly set this up in his Mam’s kitchen, using left over Pipers from Christmas ( look at the packs) But let’s play along with his fantasy for a minute- why is there twice as many packs of Wolf Jerky left on the (fucking tiny) shelf, compared to the other products? Hmm, is no one buying it?

What’s camping music ? ABBA?

Just in case anyone is having trouble following who is being referenced here, I’ve done a handy guide here

That might be why? No snark there btw, just an observation.

Did you live in a shoebox in t‘middle of t’road?

Between 2-4ft tall according to this

Weird Manchester accent that mind.

Main symptom- total lack of taste.

How’d you know you had it, then?

That’s her, perfectly summarised. I reckon she thinks she’s putting herself in the running for Leader with all these interviews- I really hope she runs, just to hear her bullshit when she loses at the first hurdle