Monkeys Fist

I like his face.

Sorry, my connection is 20 years slow.

Looked lively to me… well, alive, which is always a bonus.

FYP

Yeah, I much preferred Bruce’s sculpted jawline.

Best buddies tbh. Was always going to happen- he fucking loves me and goes batshit whenever I come home. I usually piss myself and start chewing the furniture.

Alreet pal?

He’s daft as a brush

I’m going to save a load of bits up and make a Manbearpig for him.

If it’s similar to the sound when he demolished the pigs ear I’ll give it a miss Mrs. F. brought him this eldritch horror… Still no idea, etc etc.

I gave Dweezil a pigs ear last night to distract him- seemed to work. * the pig wasn’t too happy like.

The Baseball Furies were mint… at everything except actually fighting

This one?

Who?

Tbf I’d rather watch us win 4-3 than 1-0.

“The 25-year-old was jailed two years ago for posting a picture on social media of himself shirtless and wearing leopard-print shorts.” In fairness to the Saudis, that is fucking criminal

No one going to mention the massive zit on his fivehead?

What do think of this @wykikitoon?

He Luuks like Eddie.

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You can only fit so many clothes in a Tesco carrier.

Forget the Rasputin nonsense. He’s Maybelline now.