Monkeys Fist

I’ve still got a chub-on. (Dropped a bit during the Spurs game)

I’ve always thought this would be better. Local band, the lyrics sort of fit, mentions the Corner Can someone start a campaign, I just can’t be arsed.

I just don’t get the connection- It’s from a film about a Yank buying land in a Scottish village, then changing his mind. Newcastle connection- the bloke who composed it was born here? Fuck off

Would still be less of an ear/bleeder than Knopfler

Now I want to hear that- get cracking Mr. Music

I reckon we should use the actual line from the show to come out of the tunnel to, instead of that fucking dirge by Knopfler

“ Rah Rah Rah, we’re going to bash the Oiks!” That should be our new chant, tbh.

That’s one of the best episodes. Emma Thompson- “ I’ve got a Porsche!”

Let him pay the translator then. 😉

Have you been on the Essembee Ale? Mind you, Scholes not only has a Boldon Mushroom, but he’s got terrible taste in jackets …

Just don’t think of the words “Boldon” and “Mushroom” as well. It’ll ruin your weekend.

The Three P’s… preparation and planning prevents piss-poor posting. Shit, that’s 6. Fuck it.

And so you made sure we all were “reminded” Shit cunt

And everyone thought his pudgy little cock falling out on the pitch was his most embarrassing moment.

I thought you said earlier you weren’t Skidmark?

That’s because if you give them any grief they’ll karate-chop you.

Are they saying “ He sucks his daughter’s toes?” And how do we know it’s factual? Edit; never mind, Googled.

That’s just blatantly disrespectful to Steve Bruce.

Because it’s been used historically in a racist and derogatory way.

He’s trying to work out what is a decent enough length of time between stopping being a Man Utd. fan and becoming a Newcastle Utd. fan.

Would you call a Chinese person a chinkie to their face? No, because it’s a derogatory term, as is the example you quoted above.

The use of it is derogatory in itself. Just say Chinese. And Stevie was Bernard Manning levels of racist, amongst his other delightful traits.

I thought Steve Bruce didn’t do social media?