Monkeys Fist

Special being the very operative word there

I reckon it is mind, not many noses like that in 70s football

You’d think he’d have gone for piss before doing the video- looks like he’s about to breach the dam.

Also not wishing to draw attention away from the Thru’pennys , but isn’t that Billy Bremner doing his best not to stare at them? Edit; Is it Dennis Law who’s absolutely failing not to get amongst them?

Gene’s looking well.

Be a shame if they got points docked, eh?

I’d be taking a cardboard box to graft today if I was Reynolds, then.

Sorry to hear that Tom, my condolences to you and your family.

You should apologise to octopodes for this waste of ink, even though no ink was involved. Then jump off a cliff.

It’s an Atari crocodile, walking to the left, chilled as feck.

The Coal Yard is just a fucked fridge and two manky settees away from Sandeford, but aye, Byker it is.

I’ll come down to Whitley and show him my feet- he’ll shit himself.

The Cumberland is a fantastic pub, one of my favourites along with The Free Trade. It’s the old “home” pub of Northern Alchemy beers, which used to be made in the shipping container alongside, but they’ve moved just up the Ouseburn a bit to The Old Coal Yard, which is another great place for a pint or three. 👍

You’ve also got two of the best breweries in Newcastle on your doorstep- Almasty and Anarchy are next door to each other behind Walkergate Metro.

Where does a man who is Prime Minister, and father to two children under the age of three, and married to an absolute cunt, find the time to write a book? He’s either supremely talented ( ) or he’s not doing one, or all of the above.

“A plethora of shenanigans”

By the way, David Davis positioning himself as some kind of morally principled angel- He can take his historical quotes and shove them up his arse.

90% of the kids would be shouting “ Hello Daddy!”

So long ago essembee keeps forgetting he wasn’t there.

Still better than what we’ve got.

No one can argue against that tbf, … because no one watched it.

He asked his Mam “Please?” but she said “ No!… …Isn’t that Nigel Farage a nice bloke though?”

It’s got Mindy Project written all over it tbf.

Take a bow