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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Monkeys Fist
    Needs something to hate when his workmates aren’t around.
  2. Monkeys Fist
    Please tell us, using the Bristol scale. 👍
  3. Monkeys Fist
    How unattractive is he?
  4. Monkeys Fist
    And yet I’m the one with the reputation. Fucking hell lads, dial it back a bit
  5. Monkeys Fist
    Ditto.
  6. Monkeys Fist
    It’s to do with economies of scale.
  7. Monkeys Fist
    Plucking his banjo string- totally innocent.
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  9. Monkeys Fist
    “ Nucarsell shouldn’t nevah of sacked Bruce. I hope they don’t become successful. Anyone got any blow? ” There you go
  10. Monkeys Fist
    This is a Cosby game.
  11. Monkeys Fist
    When my nippers were little Mrs.F. had this app that played an annoying-as-almighty-fuck cartoon toothbrush singing some song about brushing their teeth for 2 minutes to get them to brush for that length of time. It near drove me insane every morning, until I realised Blitzkrieg Bop was 2 minutes long and they much preferred it. Punk toothbrushing rocks
  12. Monkeys Fist
    FYP
  13. Monkeys Fist
    Adds flavour to the salads.
  14. Monkeys Fist
    Oof. Sorry to hear that mate.
  15. Monkeys Fist
    Is this one dead?
  16. Monkeys Fist
    Well, on that cheery note…
  17. Monkeys Fist
    He’s clearly had some training, but he’ll need a bit of work yet. Lovely temperament so far.
  18. Monkeys Fist
    Aye, he’s still getting used to electric lights and warmth, but he’s ours, nee takesy-backies.
  19. Monkeys Fist
    Aye- his standard attire of donated BHS black jeans and Pumas is nothing like this coulrophobic’s nightmare.
  20. Monkeys Fist
    Bulldogs are basically (semi) sentient scrotums with teeth and farts.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Oh yes. His mackem name is history- I’ll be honest, I’m amazed everyone accepted Dweezil without batting an eyelid.
  22. Monkeys Fist
    Dweezil… best shot I could get. Fucker is 100mph
  23. Monkeys Fist
    Aye, and death breath, psycho problems and fucked up joints. Which is a good part of why I didn’t want one.
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Next Friday?
  25. Monkeys Fist
    It’s 6 months old, Grandparents of a colleague had it but one of them broke a hip so they can’t look after it properly. She’s played all her guilt-cards in a Royal Flush, crafty shithouse
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