Monkeys Fist
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Other than the multiple posts where you are doing exactly that. Jog on, fucking daft twat.
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Would you have her back? “Get tae fucking fuck ye fucking fuck” springs to mind.
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Which internet wingnut has told you Long Covid doesn’t exist, or are you just fishing for bites?
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Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose.
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Life’s hard below the poverty threshold, eh? Stay strong, Strong Britain, Love Boris, Get fucked.
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STRONG BRITAIN! GREAT NATION!
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Florida building collapse: Report from 2018 warned of 'major damage' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-57621774 Yikes.
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I’d never considered how much vibration lifts produce- in what will basically be sand, that’s going to cause it to settle/subside over time and potentially liquify? I know they’d been having torrential rainstorms there before and after the collapse.
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It certainly looks like the underground car park played a major part in this. I find it incredible, given that it’s built on reclaimed swampland, that ; 1- It’s got an underground car park 2- It’s 12 storeys 3- Its fucking concrete. Built in the 1980s though, so the entire architect’s office was probably high as balls. edit; apparently it’s been sinking at a rate of 2mm per year for the last 30 years at least, so this was almost inevitable. 6cm doesn’t sound like a lot (unless you’re Mrs. CT), but it’s a crazy amount in a building.
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Piss poor construction materials, piss poor maintenance, poor choice of site, idiots knocking walls out- fuck knows really, but I’ll bet it’s at least one of the above. Looks like it collapses in the middle first. There’s also lights on when it drops, look at the bit that’s left standing for a few seconds, a light goes on just before it drops as well. Horrific. There’s been 35 people pulled out alive, but over 50 missing.
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This building collapse in Florida is fucking insane. Pic below outlines how much of it collapsed.
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If the virus had got him though…
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Tits oot for the lads, then.
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Maybe all the denpressure* got to him? *Remind me how that works again.
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So you despise your Mrs? Ok then
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Will you at least buy some of our lovely sausages?
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Just watched this. I thought it was excellent- wasn’t sure I’d like it after the first 5 minutes, then it just got better and better. I thought Sharon Horgan’s monologue explaining “exponential” was fucking amazing- very well written, and her performance for that bit alone has probably got her some shiny award. McAvoy was his usual, excellent self, my only gripe is that his character seemed to have much more development, whereas there were opportunities for Horgan (e.g. her feelings towards her sister), that didn’t get the same treatment as his. Kid was fucking weird
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Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Shite isn’t it? How do they think it makes LGBTQ players feel that their own governing body isn’t prepared to stand up for them? They should light the thing up anyway and when they get fined tell them that they “Respect” UEFA, but won’t be paying as it’s a political fine.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Dalian Atkinson: PC guilty of former footballer's manslaughter https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-57495426 -
I think we know the answer to that one. I reckon Quiff’s Mam has put his rent up after finding his stash of piss bottles and dodgy internet testosterone pills.
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It’s a bottle of Bucky too
