Monkeys Fist

I’ve got to say it’s great fun being the villains.

Doing some house chores and chewing the inside of me cheeks.

Loves pineapple, and racism.

Aye, this one is my age, 53, and from Longbenton. Imagine getting locked up as a Hoolie at 53 man.

Funnily enough, so did I. He was banged up in September for hooliganism, daft twat.

Played 186. Won 1. Managed by Steffano Bruccioli? Motto; Com’è la pancetta, l’hai detto?

Have you heard his podcast- Walker Waffle?

That’s Pro- level pettiness. Nice one

This fucking retard brings shame to the Canid family. If he went up against an amoeba in an IQ test he’d have his arse handed to him.

“ Sorry mate, that’s a £50 cleaning charge.…”

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Let’s hear it for (some) cabbies.

“How’s the digital bacon, did you say?”

He’s a plumber- known as an absolute. ’shroomhead.

Did she buy you the Ant Middleton tickets, by any chance?

“ So Lee, what inspired you to become a journalist?” ” Whey, y’knaa, when a was 19 a got me Nana to read iz summick, was by a daft lad in a fanzine… it was a road to Dasmacsca… Damascara… a right eye opener. So a learnt to read, then write, then won the Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Reporter of the Year 2014.”

It’s not, like, it’s fucking hilarious

What’s The Point ?

4 corners of the Earth, obviously.

Would.

Me three.

Getting the Louis-Dreyfuss Company to buy a box would do the trick