Monkeys Fist

I’m going to save a load of bits up and make a Manbearpig for him.

If it’s similar to the sound when he demolished the pigs ear I’ll give it a miss Mrs. F. brought him this eldritch horror… Still no idea, etc etc.

I gave Dweezil a pigs ear last night to distract him- seemed to work. * the pig wasn’t too happy like.

The Baseball Furies were mint… at everything except actually fighting

This one?

Who?

Tbf I’d rather watch us win 4-3 than 1-0.

“The 25-year-old was jailed two years ago for posting a picture on social media of himself shirtless and wearing leopard-print shorts.” In fairness to the Saudis, that is fucking criminal

No one going to mention the massive zit on his fivehead?

What do think of this @wykikitoon?

He Luuks like Eddie.

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You can only fit so many clothes in a Tesco carrier.

Forget the Rasputin nonsense. He’s Maybelline now.

Just change his name to Rasputin, then you’ve covered both bases. ( yes, I know Rasputin wasn’t akshwally a communist, Fish.).

It’s his Staffie.… … at least it was one when he first got it.

Jesus!

What about these blokes, though?

Keegan as DoF?

Was his big brother watching?

1. Survive 2. FA Cup 3. League title 4. World Domination 5. Destroy Alderaan. Easy.

If this had happened under Ashley we’d be happy as pigs in shit. If it’s true they’ve offered a 2 and half year contract then all the better- no one will be under any illusions of why he’s there. Good luck to the bloke.